my life is a sitcom and the writer is the devil

I’ll never forget leaving Clive Davis and the horrific shit photographers and paparazzi or whatever were saying to me in front of my sweet mom who couldn’t believe it was actually happening. Love this @ChappellRoan way to stand up for yourself

happy salt air and the rust on your door month to all who celebrate

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vintage green watches

sometimes you just need to get lost in the woods & never be seen again it’s called girl time

rt to join the “i did not survive the great war” cult 🙃

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need: 1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks. 2. Boxed milk is a

remember when you hit the brakes too soon

Before I get another iPhone pro plus imma need every pretty phone case maker to STEP UP THIS TIME AND PROVIDE I’m TIRED of ugly cases for my big ass phone it’s not FAIR

Can you die from being super sleepy

At me next time, sis 😚 or are you too busy baiting people who would never stand up for you given the chance? 😆 also bold to just… ignore the entire video’s contents just for a couple likes! Have you considered a new hobby? Like foraging? Or reading comprehension?

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at

I looove seeing all these engagement shoots…..ugh can’t wait for my besties 😍

(hbo) max not having a romance category is how you know this shit was made by men for men and sucks

Don’t understand why every human being within a 2 mile radius isn’t hysterically laughing at my brilliant and understated British accent

A federal judge has ruled that Tennessee’s drag ban law is unconstitutional as it violates the First Amendment’s right to speech and freedom of expression. The law was intended to ban drag shows in public or where children could see them.

My ONLY complaint about #TheLittleMermaid is that Ariel only has ONE costume for like the entire movie 😭