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Sam Haeuser

@samhaeuser

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I like science. I like football. I like brewing beer. I may tweet about any or all of these things.

California
Joined November 2013
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@LOLKNBR
LOLKNBR
2 years
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. EVERY PLAY. NO TURNING BACK. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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@CoachCrocky
Eric Crocker
2 years
Here we go! 4th quarter baby! Let’s go Gang 🤞🏾
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@hknightsf
Heather Knight
2 years
Go Niners! 🏈
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@EastBayChris
East Bay Chris
2 years
I can’t do another Super Bowl loss. Don’t do this to me. I can’t do it again.
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@PGE_John
John Lindsey
3 years
You can not have a bunch of snow photographs in San Luis Obispo county without at least one with a person surfing at Morro Bay. ❄️🌊🏄‍♀️ #CAwx @VisitCA
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@samhaeuser
Sam Haeuser
3 years
Thanks for the good times this season #49ers . Not how I wanted it to end today. Was still fun along the way.
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@Espngreeny
Mike Greenberg
3 years
I see the #Niners fans feel like they’re getting screwed. Honestly, if I were you, I would too. #NFCChampionship
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@Ruthless_SG
Ruthless SG
3 years
This is the worst football game I’ve ever watched
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@OracleSeagull
Oracle Park Seagull 
3 years
Me, after John Johnson gets hurt: Twitter, it has been a privilege and an honor watching the 49ers this seasons with you.
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@CoachCrocky
Eric Crocker
3 years
Suh landed with all his body weight on Johnson. I’ve seen that weak ass shit called all year. But not this game. Or at least not for the 49ers lol.
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@NinersNation
Niners Nation
3 years
Cursed. No other explanation
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@samhaeuser
Sam Haeuser
3 years
watched a lot of questionable qb play the last 10 years from this team. Purdy was a breathe of fresh air. A fluke. Not meant for the likes of the mortal world. Well friend, here we are, back where we started from. Have a seat and stare into the abyss with me once more. #49ers
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@fuqclout
ɪᴍᴀɴ sʟᴜᴍᴘᴇʀᴛ
3 years
I don’t root for either team but this game feels rigged for the eagles
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@CoachCrocky
Eric Crocker
3 years
You can’t find one tweet of me talking about officiating all year. I just want the game called the same for both teams
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@SteveYoungQB
Steve Young
3 years
Warming up in the parking lot, let me know
@49ersParadise
49ersParadise
3 years
Paging @SteveYoungQB are you at the game? I’ll buy you a jersey. #49ers
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@RSherman_25
Richard Sherman
3 years
Just dont know about some of these calls. Maybe in the Reg season but the playoffs they let them play. Ticky tack illegal contact.
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@jenniferleechan
Jennifer Lee Chan -all platforms: @jenniferleechan
3 years
So with the refs scoring a touchdown, the Eagles have taken the lead SF 7 PHI 14 1:36 left in the half
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@SeattleFaithful
Seattle Niners Faithful
3 years
I am a staunch advocate of not blaming the refs. But this is really, really bad magnified by the Purdy injury and the big completion that shouldn’t have been. Brutal. Gonna take everything the boys have to overcome. It’s one score. Let’s freaking go.
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@SeattleFaithful
Seattle Niners Faithful
3 years
RT is jumping every single down. That’s ok apparently.
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@TheKostos
Nick Kostos
3 years
Lmao Lane jumped again on that play and no call and a penalty called on the Niners. Embarrassing
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