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Dodgers fans, or like baseball historians or whatever: "Clayton Kershaw is better than Tim Lincecum."
Giants fans:
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Brandon Belt on Klay's invitation to go boating on the Bay: "I'm 100% down for being co-captains. I can be captain baseball. Klay can be basketball captain. We can have a football one and hockey one, too. We can even have secret captain meetings. I'm down for anything."
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Hunter Pence on 55: "The two-time Cy Young winner. This was THE guy. You did not want to see Tim Lincecum. He was the nastiest pitcher I've ever seen, in his prime."
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Stephen Curry touring the league, making stops in every city to clown your team's MVP candidate.
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Doris: "Stephen Curry is doing this without an all star in the same zip code, folks."
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Steve Kerr: "I think it was a couple of games ago, they were walking off the court together and Belly turned to him and said, 'Steph ... I love you.'"
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MadBum goes deep. Clayton Kershaw: "ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME???"
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Kerith Burke on the CSNBA postgame, says Klay spoke to Chinese media after the game and they gave him a hardhat and said, "you earned this, you were the Worker of the Game." and Klay was overjoyed.
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Chuck: "Golden State has a tremendous crowd. I mean they're a bunch of jackasses, but they are tremendous."
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Somewhere Bryce Harper is watching Hunter Strickland celebrate a World Series title with the Washington Nationals and his brain is about to explode.
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KNBR caller describing his experience at the game last night, sitting in the section next to Hunter Pence. The caller gushed about how awesome Pence was, hyping up the fans at halftime, and high-fiving everyone. Caller sounded like he was gonna cry. This dude is a Bay legend.
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Mike Krukow reacts to Carlos Correa news: "My first thought was what time do the dispensaries open?? I need an attitude adjustment."
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Trent Williams on KNBR says Deebo was smiling and laughing in the locker room after the game.
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Reminder: None of this NL West championship stuff happens yesterday without Giants legend, Mike Tauchman
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And that closes out another successful MLB postseason for Giants fans. See you next October.
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There's a whole generation of Niners fans who haven't won shit in their lifetimes. They've made it to the mountain top and felt only pain. They don't have rings in their back pocket. They've been faithful. They've paid their dues. Today is their day. Do it for them.
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50 fucking years and our guy sounds as good as he ever has. Jon is in his prime right now. He is still incredible on the radio every game. 50 burger. Yeah, we are fucking celebrating Jon this season. More than we usually do. Living legend.
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Chris Paul pushes Klay out of bounds, then he pushes Looney out of bounds, then he turns around to complain to the ref about ... something? This dude actually has fans.
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Kuip wants to see Madison Bumgarner in a Buster Posey jersey sitting behind home plate for game 1.
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Proud to be a San Francisco Giants fan tonight. Black lives matter. End police brutality NOW.
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Kruk on reports Kuip is retiriring: "I just wanna say, that is NOT gonna happen. Kuip and I are NOT retiring. We're both gonna retire on the same day, and it's gonna be when we both drop dead behind the microphone, and it's not gonna be any time soon. We're not going anywhere."
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So thankful to have these guys and Jon all vaccinated. Hope Flem and DC get there's soon, too. We say it so often, but it's not an exaggeration, Giants fans have the best tv/radio broadcasting team in MLB. We are damn lucky.
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Friendly Reminder: Charles Johsnon is the richest owner in Major League Baseball
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Great awareness by Jimmy to step out of the back of the end zone before throwing the pick 6. Veteran move.
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Jon Miller's call on the last out of the 2021 regular season: "SWING AND A MISS, HE STRUCK HIM OUT! THE BALLGAME IS OVER. THE REGULAR SEASON IS OVER. AND THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS HAVE DONE WHAT WAS SAID THEY COULD NOT DO ... THEY HAVE BEATEN L.A. FOR THE WESTERN DIVISION TITLE."
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Here's a picture of GIANTS Manager Bruce Bochy hoisting the GIANTS 2010 World Series trophy on the DODGERS jumbotron in DODGER STADIUM. You want to know why the DODGERS put a GIANTS manager holding a WS trophy on their own damn jumbotron it's because Bruce Bochy is a fuckin BOSS.
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Kuip cool, calm, collected, and prepared for the moment. Kruk letting his partner do his thing, before he finally leans in and catches his eye so they can exchange fist bumps. There will never be a better team in the booth than Kruk & Kuip. Put them in the Hall of Fame already.
#OTD
in 2007,
@BarryBonds
hit a (very) memorable home run. We bring you: the view from the booth.
#SFGiants
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Another Opening Day, another season spent with these handsome, stylish, funny, and genuine baseball souls. Cherish every single season we have with them! Kruk & Kuip forever!
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Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco 49ers kicked the shit out of Mike Pence's Green Bay Packers. Get used to it, chump.
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When all is said and done, I think this Giants broadcast team will go down as the greatest baseball broadcast team of all time. All four of them will get the Ford C. Frick. Yes, Flem, too. Let's check back on this prediction in 2061.
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And who assisted on Stephen Curry's *first* NBA three pointer? That's right. You guessed it ...
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Kaep dropped 263 and 181 in his first playoff game. With 4 TDs. Against Aaron Rodgers.
Lamar Jackson is the first player with at least 250 passing yards and 120 rushing yards in a single game in NFL history 🤯
#SCFacts
(h/t
@AdamSchefter
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The people who did "The Wave" at the ballpark tonight are 100% to blame for this loss.
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If Steph ever leaves this franchise, Lacob should fire everybody, including himself.
"It’s always been a priority [to stay with the Warriors]. ... You never know what can happen, obviously. But I feel like that’s always been something that would mean so much to me."— Steph Curry on his future
(via
@Rachel__Nichols
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The broadcasters are the sound of Giants baseball and Renel is the sound of the ballpark. Renel is family. Renel is a hero. Renel is an inspiration. Renel makes us all proud to be Giants fans. Renel is a Giant.
Giants ownership, do the right thing. Bring Renel back.
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Sending our thoughts and prayers to
@MLB
during these difficult times.
#SomberSeptember
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Great story from the Joe Montana documentary. Joe wore the same jersey in Super Bowl XXIII that he wore 4 years earlier in SB XIX, after his wife Jennifer snuck it into the bottom of his suitcase. The stripes on Joe's sleeves were different from all of his teammates.
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Kruk on Vin Scully's passing: "He said, I've had a glorious walk through life ... and he did."
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Draymond is a beast. I love that fucking dude. He's an all timer in the Bay. He's Ronnie Lott. He's Patrick Willis. Bay fucking legend.
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In case you missed it, Kuip said he's doing really well with his treatment. The doctors have figured some things out and he's doing better. So great to hear.
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When Buster got up from the podium just now, groaning and creaking, that's all you needed to hear lol. Get some rest, kid. You did good. Enjoy the time off, raise your kids, then PLEASE get your ass back to San Francisco and be our Manager, GM, President and CEO, whatever. 🧡28🖤
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Ernie choking up and Klay is pissed about missing a few shots. Lmaoooooo.
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I'll never forget Klay coming back out of the tunnel and draining those two free throws for the rest of my life.
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Everything's going to be A-okay this season as long as these two beautiful human beings are describing what's happening.
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"I thought the Crawford catch was wind-aided." -Dave Roberts, probably
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Congratulations to the three time defending NL West champion Dodgers. Those are probably some really cool trophies.
http://t.co/kzm0NY4Oxz
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Also, take a look at CP3 realizing he's got a 50/50 ball and instead of going for it, he chooses to try to draw the foul and flops away from the ball while Klay takes it. Indicative of his whole annoying act. Stop trying to draw a foul every play and just hoop.
@ChrisVernonShow
James Harden had one of the worst inbound passes ever considering the moment.
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Never in a million years did I think the Warriors would become one of the best, most powerful, most revered, and most hated global franchises in sports this century, yet here we are. Sit back and think about that for a minute.
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Kruk: "I think it means a lot to him that he only wore one uniform. I'm on Baseball Reference right now and they always put the guy's uniforms they wore and the numbers they wore, and for Posey it says ... 28 ... Giants ... that's the only uniform he's ever gonna wear."
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One of the most memorable sports moments of my life. 2012 NLCS game 7, 2 outs, bottom of the 9th, up 9-0, Sergio Romo comes jogging in to face Matt Holliday. Dancing in the pouring rain, singing "El Mechon" with 41,000 of my closest friends. Thank you,
@SergioRomo54
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