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Sam Carroll

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Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
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@NoahGarfinkel
Noah Garfinkel
2 years
Yeah I like Dune. Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune (Seven Nation Army).
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@samcarrollpdx
Sam Carroll
2 years
Hey @Razor5Hole what a timely call. Not only for the young gun @LoganStankoven but MORE IMPORTANTLY I just saw my first live porcupine this weekend.
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@IanKarmel
ian karmel
2 years
Why stop at the crazy courts? Make the coaches dress like Dracula. The mascot gets to play. The basketball is a ham.
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@Rangers
Texas Rangers
2 years
Started from the bottom, now we here. #WentAndTookIt
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@ThreeTwoEephus
Levi Weaver
2 years
Max Scherzer and Austin Hedges holy cow
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@lonestarball
Adam J. Morris
3 years
Dane Dunning’s 12 K, 0 walk outing Sunday is the 11th outing in Ranger history where a pitcher had 12+ Ks and 0 walks. The others: Yu Darvish (3X) Nolan Ryan (2X) Cliff Lee Cole Hamels Jon Gray Bobby Witt Matt Perisho
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@JayArnoldTX
Jay Arnold
3 years
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times - I’d set the cuisine of these three states up against anywhere in the world
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@McguirePetrov
Petrov McGuire
3 years
Someone’s skate just carved on the ice at just the right frequency that it sounded like an absolute rip of a fart on the NESN broadcast lol
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@KenKalDRW
Ken Kal
3 years
More behind the scenes. This is how the Red Wings will make their way to the ice from their dressing room.
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@LangstonKerman
Rancho Coochiemuncha
3 years
Frank Sinatra was a wild dude because he kicked it with almost exclusively murderers and drug addicts and then he would go on stage and sing “oh by gosh by golly”
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@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
3 years
Cat Earth Theory
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@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
3 years
Antarctica, the confusing continent.
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@philorphilip
philip matarese
3 years
The oldest squirrel live to 23. So there could be a squirrel out there that remembers 9/11 and perhaps even saw She's All That in theaters. Pretty cool.
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@SkinnerSteven
Steven W Skinner
4 years
Dua Lipa is named after what Mario does when you push the A button
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@ronnui_
Ron Iver
4 years
It's so funny when a recipe tells you how much water to use for boiling pasta or how much oil to use for sauteing. This shouldn't be a measuring cup scenario, this is a vibes scenario. A from the heart scenario. A summoning spiritual knowledge from The Ancients scenario.
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@samcarrollpdx
Sam Carroll
4 years
It’s Band-Aid packaging. It’s Band-Aid packaging that you need both hands to open that will finally make me go insane.
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@SYMEA
Symea
4 years
Beware. She can move in any direction.
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