Sam Carroll
@samcarrollpdx
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Yeah I like Dune. Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune Dune (Seven Nation Army).
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Hey @Razor5Hole what a timely call. Not only for the young gun @LoganStankoven but MORE IMPORTANTLY I just saw my first live porcupine this weekend.
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Why stop at the crazy courts? Make the coaches dress like Dracula. The mascot gets to play. The basketball is a ham.
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Dane Dunning’s 12 K, 0 walk outing Sunday is the 11th outing in Ranger history where a pitcher had 12+ Ks and 0 walks. The others: Yu Darvish (3X) Nolan Ryan (2X) Cliff Lee Cole Hamels Jon Gray Bobby Witt Matt Perisho
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If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times - I’d set the cuisine of these three states up against anywhere in the world
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Someone’s skate just carved on the ice at just the right frequency that it sounded like an absolute rip of a fart on the NESN broadcast lol
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More behind the scenes. This is how the Red Wings will make their way to the ice from their dressing room.
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Frank Sinatra was a wild dude because he kicked it with almost exclusively murderers and drug addicts and then he would go on stage and sing “oh by gosh by golly”
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The oldest squirrel live to 23. So there could be a squirrel out there that remembers 9/11 and perhaps even saw She's All That in theaters. Pretty cool.
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Dua Lipa is named after what Mario does when you push the A button
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It's so funny when a recipe tells you how much water to use for boiling pasta or how much oil to use for sauteing. This shouldn't be a measuring cup scenario, this is a vibes scenario. A from the heart scenario. A summoning spiritual knowledge from The Ancients scenario.
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It’s Band-Aid packaging. It’s Band-Aid packaging that you need both hands to open that will finally make me go insane.
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