Sag Harbor Capital
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Private markets specialist, NJB, extremely high functioning degenerate. Definitely not investment advice.
New York, NY
Joined September 2024
Diving off the yacht in Saint Tropez and floating in the Mediterranean surrounded by all my friends after 5 glasses of Ruinart is genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever felt and I hope everyone who reads this also feels this exact feeling someday
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There is a guy asking girls on dates telling them he knows me and that I thought they should go out and I’ve never met this dude in my life and I am currently feeling incredibly unsettled
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I made a Feeld and they all called me a privileged vanilla white boy and bullied me off the app
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4 better NYC hinge love stories:
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Sick rabbi painting exhibition by Joel Messler at A Hug from the Art World in Chelsea rn btw
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This is both hilarious and speaking from experience, incredibly necessary
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You literally can’t even make this shit up. September 2023, btw.
September, 2023. Zohran Mamdani: "We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been laced by the IDF."
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You simply can’t be hard working, educated, and intelligent, and be a socialist. Sorry
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Also props to @EYakoby for throwing such a great event together so last minute
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It’s important to go full salaryman on at least a biweekly basis
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I love when our bankers have hot analysts but I hate giving them work, like nooooo pls don’t tax yourself with these diligence requests tell your VP to do it himself
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Why is GS engaging in such absolute nonsense lmao
Goldman’s new ETF replicates ‘private equity returns’ with public stocks If PE returns can be replicated with MSFT, Eli Lilly, and Palantir at 0.5% fee… Why are investors paying 2/20 + illiquidity for the real thing? This product is either genius or accidentally exposing the
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Every time I leave the city for a weekend my friends make it their life’s mission to give me a suicidal level of fomo
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Hey @elonmusk @nikitabier - why do jokes about threesomes get censored but when people call me a dirty jew and tell me to kill myself because 6 million wasn’t enough you keep those up?
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Wearing an Italian coat and shirt tn. Women will love this, definitely getting laid
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Went from Shabbat services w the old ladies in Sag Harbor to drinks at American Hotel to dinner at my favorite gatekept restaurant to cruising home w the top down blasting the Rolling Stones to putting on my Marni sweatpants and watching a movie just as god intended Shabbat
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The Democrats are an unserious party and will never be competitive on the national scale until leaders like @RepJeffries stop pulling this libtard nonsense
Breaking News: Representative Hakeem Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, endorsed Zohran Mamdani in the race for mayor of New York City. Jeffries emphasized that the party needed to unite in the face of an “existential” threat from President Trump. https://t.co/jSvwq7emT5
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