Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
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Private markets specialist, NJB, extremely high functioning degenerate. Definitely not investment advice.
New York, NY
Joined September 2024
Diving off the yacht in Saint Tropez and floating in the Mediterranean surrounded by all my friends after 5 glasses of Ruinart is genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever felt and I hope everyone who reads this also feels this exact feeling someday.
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Sunday afternoon therapy (featuring the best poke on the eastern seaboard)
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Update this happened again this week but this time her dad is C-suite at Millennium. Maybe even better??.
I went up to the hottest girl in the club and she was like yeah I went to Oxford and I work at Jane Street and I’ve never felt more in love.
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I took an edible and tried to watch Sinners but there’s a lady doing sign language in the corner and now I can’t stop laughing
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What’s the optimal amount of raya girls to invite to your birthday party? Asking for a friend
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Imagine seeing an heirloom tomato and having so few functional brain cells that this is your response. Blows my mind that losers like this had 2 parents that somehow made it through natural selection.
@sagharborcap Looks like ass 🔥.
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I am officially transitioning from posting about the south of France to posting about heirloom tomatoes for the foreseeable future. That is all
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Pls do not text me things like this bc I almost certainly will say yes especially when I really shouldn’t
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No I’m totally not at Paul’s baby grand on a Tuesday why would you ever think that.
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Tell me it’s your first deal without telling me it’s your first deal.
I was on a deal and a biglaw attorney emailed me at 1am. I think about that a lot.
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…. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
BREAKING: Jerome Powell has just been referred to the DOJ for criminal charges for perjury related to his $2.5 billion “renovation” to the Federal Reserve Building.
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Beautiful night to sleep on the beach for absolutely no reason
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This just hit so hard and now I really need another Hamptons romance
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Hitting the Hamptons raw this weekend (all my linen and good shirts are at the dry cleaner) pls keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
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One of the coolest things about Europe is that they don’t have pickleball there.
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Why as a beautiful woman are you telling me to come back to your disgusting apartment that will make me never want to see you again when I have my own immaculately clean apartment with high thread count linen sheets.
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Very proud of my baby sister who is currently in Mykonos fleecing dudes at their VIP table at Scorpios (she likes girls), I’ve taught her well
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Pretty fuckin sexy if you ask me.
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Damn, I would expect better than this from him of all people. .
WARSH: TRUMP IS RIGHT TO BE PUSHING FED PUBLICLY.
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