sage
@sageethesage
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this is my journal, if you read it that’s on you
Joined November 2018
spend 20 minutes with your injector so you can stop spending 30 minutes with your contour
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i’m high maintenance (quarterly botox, monthly microneedling, medical grade skincare) so i can be low maintenance (wake up looking flawless) 💅🏼 ✨
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your gf doesn’t want chocolate and flowers for valentine’s day, she wants lip filler
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I do be spending a lot of money for someone who has a net worth of $4
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a guy named robin just paid for my Starbucks from the car in front of me and I’m just 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Drop the most iconic picture of you
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i was definitely born in the right generation i love telling men to shut the fuck up
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i know short hair is a bad idea. i know I’m going to hate it. but I’m gonna do it.
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i would just like to thank everyone who puts their infant in a pumpkin this season. it brings me joy
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being called bitch by a man… disgusting. being called bitch by a woman… the highest honor.
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when i’m on adderall i hit that like button so hard with zero reserve. i truly become a like slut
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“Did you go to that cheap Botox party and only get half your face done?”
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Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)
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lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language
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*at the dentist* me: father forgive me for i have sinned (ate an jumbo bag of gummy bears last night)
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