I was asked by a brand to write a bio about myself, here’s what I wrote. What do you think?

Hey, so you’re v mad and frankly foolish

Can’t bring your troubles here. Can’t bring your good news here. Terrible place.

My hot take is if you're not okay telling your “Nigerian” man about abortion You should not be okay with being with them If you think he will leave or shame you You should not give your partnership, time and body to a sexist bigot

i’m increasingly fascinated (read; derogatory asf) by some of you within this our feminist community. it’s quite scary when you down it lol but goodluck

@heyhuwahere Plantain needs to go, I’m sorry 😭

Yeah, having access to instant messaging, in my experience, has done more harm than good. The negative impact I've noticed on my mental health is crazy. These many people should not be able to message you in an instant and expect a response pronto. It's making me burn out.

i genuinely hope my neighbors gen spoil because wtffff???!!!!!

guys, I napped and dreamt of locuzade 😭

Im so incredibly brilliant Alhamdulillahi

Go and get your HIV test doneeeeeeee This is me raising awareness. They are free in government hospitals, please go and get your HIV test done.

Okay I’m fed up. Day 1 of tagging @chowdeck @ChowdeckSupport @ChowdeckHelp until they bring back human customer support. AI cannot understand or resolve real human experience issues. This is not innovation, it’s neglect! Day 1 of tagging until a human shows up!

When you finally meet "The one"

a cutie fr fr

you will have twins my darling. I’ll also be adding it to my tahajjud prayers x because twins you shall have

what about my existence made you think to come to me for marriage advice?! haba naww, kilodeeeeeee 🥺😭

Allahuakbar

guilt tripping my friends o’clock hehe

im exactly who the fuck i think i am because what a babe fr fr 😭

the new housekeeper >>>

man I hate having to deal with dispatch riders