Andrés
@sadsonofthemoon
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I am a high-spirited mermaid drifting among the waves… Making ripples on the surface with my salty tears.
the Caribbean sea
Joined April 2010
pokopia is genius kanto fans are happy because its kanto, kanto haters are happy because its destroyed
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legendaries and mythicals that would make perfect sense to be added to pokopia:
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tiene 2 pedazo de t*tas, como dos putísim*s barcos, que se mueven de manera discontinua, y además no simétrica, es decir, se sube la t*ta derecha, baja la izquierda, o sea es como que respiran las t*tas
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Tiempo de calidad padre e hija sin teléfonos.
🇰🇵 | Corea del Norte publica imágenes de Kim Jong Un y su hija adolescente disparando una pistola.
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the 13 year old got a go fund me??? i wanna donate for lawyers and fees!!
13-year-old savagely knocks out drunk dad to stop him from strangling mom: cops https://t.co/iULWmhXR1l
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me toco con los que hacen freestyle en el metro 💔
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kitchen clean no customers no orders to fulfill everything restocked.. fuck u want him to do sum jumping jacks???
This is the same generation that wants $15 an hour minimum wage. Remember that
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@lottiesdiaz @woorklikepabloo Love a good Oreo.
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@lottiesdiaz i would do anything to get locked up in a locker room with them ✨
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exactly
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What the fuck happens in zootopia 2
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If only there were some reason why blood-sucking monsters were typically depicted as aristocrats.
Vampires don't live in castles. Count Dracula lived in a castle because was a Count not a vampire.
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I promise this is my last time tweeting about his chest but this the only thing keeping me going right now 😭
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pov estás por tener la mejor conversación de tu vida
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Nunca he entendido por qué es más fácil conseguir trabajo cuando ya tienes un trabajo que cuando estás desempleado.
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