I’m so excited @VancityReynolds I’ve got my ticket to see #DeadpoolAndWolverine on Thursday Also if you or anyone wants to buy our house can you spot deadpool and wolverine in some of the pictures

I’m in the middle of the french countryside and no one understands my joy #bbccricket

Lampard to Chelsea is interesting I wonder what the odds on him making the end of his contract are #bbcfootball

ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

Someone at Morden hall park car park needs to learn how to tell time

#ENGvsWI wife and baby's first cricket match

#ENGvsSA #lordschic

This is Ed. Ed is from Yorkshire. Ed likes tea. Ed is not a racist. Ed is a nice man. Vote for Ed. #VoteForEd

Kate's ready to watch #EdAtWembley http://t.co/rkfWAj5Yrg

Universal buying EMI. I'm not sure how the regulators could pass it. Some serious stripping down would need to happen. They'd lose the MI.

DO IT!!! FFS DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! #MuppetOscars

What about Ghostbusters 3? #bbcfilm2011

#ThankYouSteve

I'm truly sad about Steve Jobs dying. He was a great man who made the world a better place.

FUCK #fuck

RT OH SHIT! @TechCrunch: Steve Jobs Resigns As CEO Of Apple http://t.co/8i9KBhK by @parislemon

http://t.co/fgQaLsr Confirmed!

Extras needed for my new music video tomorrow 11am-5pm in Stoke Newington. Email aaronshrimpton@yahoo.co.uk for details. Boom.

http://t.co/XyiZ15u police tractor!

Lovely. RT @empiremagazine: This. Is. England. http://is.gd/bBjZXZ