I can’t imagine that Americans want to vote for this lunatic.

Parenting tip: I always tell my kids to be polite and thank our AI overlords. 🤖

It’s been a year in the making, and I’m incredibly excited to introduce this new amenity for our guests. We partnered with Vu Saunas to design a unique model that perfectly fits our needs while also having mass market appeal.

I have 9 ikea Alex desks to sell if anyone knows of a local start up looking to fit up an office!

IMO, Rivian is the most inspiring company in the world. Today reminded me to always under promise and over deliver in my next ventures.

Only one direction to go from here. Onwards and upwards.

Tackled a few deliveries tonight and unexpectedly walked into this new condo lobby featuring my art. 🙌

Womp womp.. 🫠⚾️😢

Quick over nighter in-between guests to meet electricians bright and early tomorrow morning. Fixing our generator switch, a few broken dimmers and discussing plan for upcoming sauna.

When you’re on hold with your doctor’s office for an hour but the music kinda slaps.

Some days your ads flop and some days you manage to get every every major news organization to mention it. Kudos @SoloStove 🔥

Went 8.5 years of parenting without my kids learning a swear word. It was a good run. 😅

You have to live with your mistakes, but you don't have to compound them. To follow up an error with a foolish reaction is to lose twice. Given the reality of where you are right now, what is the best next action? A wise response may not erase a dumb mistake, but it can redeem

quick life tip: When you think something nice about someone — let them know. People don’t hear enough compliments so it can really make someone’s day 🙏🏻

Small STR wins this week: Booked our furthest date out yet (11 months) and renewed our license until 2025. 💪

Sooo, is it just Black Friday month now? 🤔

Congrats to Marcus Semien and the Texas Rangers. What a run!

Strong opinion: Traditional alarm systems are a waste of money and ineffective. All you need is a good security camera these days. Also, maybe I’m bitter from years of spending time editing out that damn motion sensors out of photos. 😅

Just wrapping up another successful online warehouse sale. We’ve been doing these monthly now and I haven’t seen many other brands try this flash separate site sale format. Should I write a thread about how we do this?

I still think it’s wild how we can now produce professional looking commercials entirely on a phone.