saaarbrens Profile Banner
sarahtonin Profile
sarahtonin

@saaarbrens

Followers
6K
Following
61K
Media
1K
Statuses
19K

viewer discretion advised

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
2 years
single men who live alone and get a puppy = sluts
35
19
666
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 hour
I’m jonesin’ for an Italian cigarette
1
0
4
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
11 hours
This year has already taken too many icons
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
11 hours
RIP Chuck Norris. A legend.
1
0
9
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
11 hours
Can’t wait to be a head banging elder emo tonight @secondhandjohn
1
0
9
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
12 hours
Duolingo is the biggest bully I have…so over the daily practice but can’t let my 621 streak die
2
0
10
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 day
Go in a boy come out a man type of establishment
@EddieBarstool
Eddie
1 day
Bar 19 - Richard’s Bar at 491 W Milwaukee Ave in River West Happy St. Joseph’s Day!
5
3
210
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
1 day
I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Siena University in my life
185
1K
14K
@bigcontentguy
big content guy
1 day
instead of handing out roses she’s just gonna absolutely hurl stools at dudes
@TMZ
TMZ
1 day
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul repeatedly attacked Dakota Mortensen during the 2023 incident in which she pled guilty to aggravated assault; video shows that one of her children was struck during the fight. Trigger Warning. https://t.co/77CKYpLxvn
27
67
4K
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 day
Yapping with my cousin about modern day dating and she hits me with the, “maybe find a guy that you actually like?”
3
0
18
@ChicksInTheOff
Chicks in the Office
1 day
🚨 TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL'S SEASON OF 'THE BACHELORETTE' HAS BEEN CANCELLED
285
265
8K
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 day
Using March Madness as an excuse for a midday drink
2
0
28
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 day
Think it’s a great day to grab 1-2 cocktails with lunch
3
1
20
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
1 day
Male loneliness epidemic? Please, the men aren’t lonely enough
4
0
29
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
Thought this was Daryl Hannah
@TruckerFinds
Trucker Lorelei Finds
3 days
I hope the lucky charms will have you smiling today
0
0
4
@F466OT
just a
3 days
34
604
9K
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
I wonder how the button girl is doing
0
0
3
@scopgieb
Tom Cecil
3 days
Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people
33
2K
33K
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
FORE!
1
0
13
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
Puppies
@bern_hogan
Bernadette Hogan
3 days
The Irish wolfhounds at St. Pat’s
0
0
12
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
Second richest man I’ve dated hit me up after 2 years, mind if I go on some nice dates…strictly for the plot
2
0
31
@saaarbrens
sarahtonin
3 days
May have to come out of retirement and go to Lolla this year
@lollapalooza
Lollapalooza
3 days
LOLLA 2026 🔥 Presale starts Thursday, 3/19 at 10am CT with guaranteed lowest-price 4-Day Tickets for ONE HOUR ONLY. Sign up now at https://t.co/bmjLHHMiVU
0
0
5