That feeling when you realise that snake your child CONTINUOUSLY FINDS is the #2 most dangerous snake in the world. 😬

Good luck tomorrow, America. You've let me down before, so do what you like. When the dust settles, I'll still come back for a visit to Disneyland, probably.

New: Josseli Barnica is one of at least two pregnant Texas women who died after doctors delayed emergency care. She'd told her husband that the medical team said it couldn't act until the fetal heartbeat stopped.

New GitHub feature just dropped... 😍

Heartbreaking. I've always loved this site since the early days.

ICYMI or maybe you just want to see the games again, here's our #UFO50 video for @dayofthedevs and Summer Game Fest! https://t.co/Phutdi6xBj

We came up with a drinking game watching Claire Saffitz baking videos: drink any time she talks about keeping things well measured, talks about uniformity, or pulls out a ruler. You won't survive a 25 minute video.

This is why I pay internet for

I'm not the only one who woke up thinking, there's a greater-than-normal amount of people misspelling 'Rails' today, right? #whatdidDHHdotoday

Loving Suno:

The future we all yearn for.

This is how cows reproduce:

There is a homeless Tasmanian with shingles living in their hatchback, waiting for public housing. Meanwhile the Tas Libs want to give $$$ to a multi-national to make the world’s largest chocolate fountain. Got it. #priorities

Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in.

I've been doing a lot of SQL lately, taking notes and using markdown. I've been setting the syntax to myspace all week. As there's no myspace syntax, I put forward it should only highlight any instance of the word 'tom'.

Brave.

“A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement.”

My team at Apple is looking for a freelancer/contractor to work on a project as part of Apple's 2030 goals. Remote (near PST), 8 months (through September). Stack is EmberJS and Elixir. #emberjs #elixir https://t.co/ztVi9sjUwj

This is absolute nonsense. Man on mobility scooter and I couldn’t pass on the bridge. Spent 15 min reversing until I could pass. Fix it already #politas #badbikepaths

this is the video btw

I love imagining Chihiro’s life after being spirited away and this artist’s rendering is perfection: she grows accustomed to her new school, has a lot of fun, and every now and then seems to remember someone who was important to her, but can’t quite remember who