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@_juk_a
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A verb is a doing word.
Urgh I love nerds
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First ever twitter zip bomb
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cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time
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Aw geeze, Lois, dis is worse den da time I was captured at da Battle of Sedan.
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Bitcoin. Largest Liquidation event ever and Bitcoin is sitting at $114K. Think about that for one minute.
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Pooping used to be a sacred ritual of inner peace. Then came smartphones. Now the only real zen left is vomiting; raw, primal, no notifications, just you and the void. Pure, undistracted surrender. If someone’s scrolling mid puke, it’s over for the species 😮💨.
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If it’s not “harmful” according to the platform’s own rules, it’s not coming down ....even if MPs amend half the Constitution just to say so. You can’t legislate your way past Silicon Valley servers.
BREAKING: MPs have passed a Bill granting investigators the power to shut down social media accounts spreading what they term is Harmful Content before it circulates.
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they don’t hate you enough
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Huyu ni mimi niko ofisi hadi sahii (foreman leo ameniweza ajab)😭😭
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u could never make me feel bad about pirating i really couldn’t care less
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Avoid poor girls.
For your own sanity;
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I don't have proof but I know it was a Black person.
The inventor of the fire hydrant remains unknown because the original patent was destroyed in the U.S. Patent Office fire of 1836
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My next suitcase I dare Kenya Airways to lose this one
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