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Ollie Colvin💙 Thea Grace💕

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Ryan Colvin
8 years
Roses are red, grass is green
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7 years
Canna even shave now a days
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7 years
See if anyone tweets after 12 or says anything like I've been onit since 2016 meet me tomorrow for a 1v1
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7 years
Some of the rumours you hear about yourself are top class these days and just wonder to yourself who the fuck started this one then hahahaha
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8 years
Shagger it's a fact, am I a shagger yes I am do I look like a shagger yes I do will you call me jack mclaren yes you will, class hahahahaha
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6 years
Had few boys in for the boxing mums vapes went missing and she said she’s awa phone the polis hahahahaha hello police please eh I’d like to report a missing vape
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6 years
Fucking brilliant
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6 years
Was so buzzing for tonight but not anymore might just Alan fitzpatchit
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6 years
Fs Ronnie mccabes arms are toooo long boy could probably tie his laces without bending doon
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7 years
@tynelexyclarson I'd stay in
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5 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA no way
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7 years
My clock says it's quarter to 10 but this road sign is telling me different
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5 years
No fucking way
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8 years
Is it just my mum that tries to hide the crisps, today's hiding spot is the tumble drier
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6 years
Hearing your alarm in the morning is the most soul destroying thing ever was having such a good sleep too
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8 years
Swear down if I see a clown in Dundee I'm never leaving the hoose again
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5 years
The construction industry is too fucked now a days away do browjam or something
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7 years
Choking for a bath anyone got a toaster I can borrow
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6 years
No gem for jack and dani falling out cause this shitty lie detector fucking bams man I’ll fight the itv producers
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7 years
Hands up if you wanna kill yourself
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7 years
Is it sad I miss when abdy used to be out liquid every weekend
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5 years
Hands up if you wanna kill your self
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7 years
Happy birthday to my🌎 hope you have an amazing day and I promise I'll see you sooner than you think lots of love💙 Dad X
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7 years
Steaming mums are the worst type of people
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6 years
If you dinna agree with crisps over chocolate your a beast
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3 years
Dde looked stinking never seen a more piping scene in my life funny thing is tae that’s a normal weekend in dundee full oh the same faces that go out every weekend too and abdy pretends to be mates but would shag yir burd/lad behind your back bit oh madness
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5 years
When did josh bray get out the jail??
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Ryan Colvin
6 years
The McFlurry machine will be broken
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Heading to #TRNSMTfest ? Find the McFlurry Van by the West Entrance, take a pic in the photobooth and get a FREE McFlurry! #hellogoodtimes 🤘☀️🍦 16+
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7 years
Miss you more and more everyday my sweetheart, one day when the time is right we'll meet again💙💙
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Ryan Colvin
6 years
Oyf thought I heard my alarm woke up just got ready for work and ahin packed my bag and ahin sitting waiting on the boy phoning is to pick is up just noticed it’s quarter to 4 in the morning I actually got dressed and ahin Hahahahahahaha
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7 years
When your ex phones you at half 1 to tell you she cheated on you 6 times when you's went out and sends you photos with her tits out, minter!
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7 years
Suicidal Sundays are back can I get a hell yeah
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8 years
Anycunt Ken if Kane Larkins still alive or has he topped umself
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7 years
Hands up if you wanna kill yourself suicidal Sundays are back
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7 years
My mums lost the plot walk in the kitchen to see this hahahaha!!
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7 years
Mon the liquid on Saturday
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6 years
@SleazyyB Crashed a car, probably done it so burds would pop upto um see if he’s aryt get a wee bit of attention
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6 years
2017 the year every burd got a Gucci belt
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6 years
If eyal says live in the moment one more time I’m getting next flight oot and sliding tackling him into his grave
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5 years
T in the park
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7 years
Love arguing with my Mum just locked is out in my boxers and a pair of new balance hahahahahaha what a wumin
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8 years
Still the best voicemail I've ever heard
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7 years
Girls are worse than boys for getting on it some proper crackheads out there
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5 years
Fucking Hellman Nae need for how much mayo is on this chicken legend
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7 years
Everyone who votes for lime and black pepper are beasts
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7 years
When you split up with your ex 3 years ago but she's still signed into your old snapchat hahahaha physco
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6 years
Oh ya cunt nae vay
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5 years
Who’s cutting onions then
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For anyone who hasn't seen this beautiful video of a dog who has just been adopted, that look is precious
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Can't believe I phoned Abdy greeting cos Mckelvie phoned saying he was in a car crash next thing I know he's in his bed sucking some titties
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8 years
Showed my mum the video of the fights at Titp and she goes, see this is what eh mean you Dinna get that at the rewind hahahahaha
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Canna believe Carnoustie have named a chinky after is fs man
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Fs twerk if boi
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2018 the year the green flies took over the world
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It’s been a while but suicidal Sunday’s back in full swing hands up if you wanna kill yourself jesus fuck
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8 years
Some girls are weird when it comes to kids how do they think it's right to not let the dad see them, other way about hell would break loose
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6 years
Did my mum literally just stop me at the front door to tell me her elf decoration has broke its leg, fuck off dawn I'm already late for work
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5 years
Canna believe this is what jafar off aladdins getting Upto in his spare time
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6 years
Pugs are the most ugliest dogs in the world pure bent eyed beasts
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8 years
Strange boy
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7 years
Anyone that thinks American dad is funnier than family guy probably has multiple sex offences
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6 years
Love this time of year Abdy that was aff the rails goes even more aff the rails
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7 years
Hahahahahaha I love McKelvie
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7 years
Fix you comes on I'm killing myself, suicidal Sunday's
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6 years
Why is every bird getting wet iver the weegie accent on of the most annoying ones in Scotland
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7 years
Liquid was tooooo good back in the day when they played Calvin Harris blame twice in the one night and ahin was too wild
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8 years
My mums just came in from the clubby and had to pay the taxi driver 50 quid for pissing herself HAHAHAHAHA
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7 years
@izzzzyp My mum the pure beast
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6 years
How no one like macaroni and tam sas is beyond me
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6 years
Right everyone as you may know liquid will be closing down on the 28th of March 2018 which is a Wednesday so who’s coming to liqwed for one last shindig
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7 years
Imagine robbing this hoose hahahaha
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7 years
I had to look at the comments to see what was wrong with this photo hahahaha
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5 years
It’s not fun at all until you land on eat ass
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7 years
Ken your life's shit when you celebrate at programmes like tipping point and the chase
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8 years
Dundees full of people who enjoy putting other people down its fucking sick
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7 years
Hope everyone has a cracking night at skint and a cracking hangover tomorrow xx
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4 years
Anyone who thinks he’s facing the building get to spec savers you rockets
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5 years
It’s mental how Lewis capaldi has a pure strong weegie accent but a singing voice of an angel, his twitter videos are too funny tae looks like Connar cook
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See when people tell you they have to tell you something but canna tell you for like 3 days, there the worst sort of cunts
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7 years
Only way to have macaroni❤️
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7 years
Life is good atm no felt this happy in a long time
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5 years
When you see the nik of yourself when you’ve been onit too lang
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6 years
Dinna understand the whole drink driving scenario, eh he shouldn't be doing it but what's the burd trying to get out of tweeting the video grow up man
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7 years
@AdamBraid14 Dinna feel sorry on me san I get 350 a week and it's all mines, the debt will catch up on you🚬🚬
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7 years
Open for a surprise
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8 years
Could be me by 10 o'clock, been good knowing yis
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8 years
His wee face melts my heart💙
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8 years
One of my proudest moments at Kilmac thanks to everyone for the support same again next month
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8 years
Ouft
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7 years
When's Gordon Ramsay gonna take his first bift the faggot #gordonramsayoncocaine
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8 years
I hate liars but the worst kind of liars are the ones who make up stuff to ruin things for you, do my box in honestly
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7 years
Oft I can't wait to sleep tonight here's hoping I don't wake up tomorrow morning
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6 years
Mum woke me up to watch my nephew open his presents only resulted in me telling him santas no real good night everyone merry Christmas
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7 years
It's that time again, suicidal Sundays hands up if you wanna kill yourself
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4 years
Day 1 of isolation, my mum and niece have had a square go and I’ve been told to pack my bags
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5 years
Just got sacked for wearing a hoodie to work oyf Hahahahahaha
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