Nigerians are actually inconsiderate. Why are you preaching on a bus at the top of your voice?
I politely asked that the man reduce his voice, he raised it even more. I’m not a witch, it’s just been a long day at work and mans has a headache 🤦🏾♀️
My son will be crying at school drop-off, his nanny too will be crying 😂
2 cry-cry babies 🤭
Young man, please alight from my vehicle and have a great day at school.
So Nigerian celebrities have taken to IG to bash the Atta guy that won EtiOsa HOR. Because Banky didn’t win?!??
But none of them campaigned for Banky o. Now they’re crying over spilled milk.
What exactly makes Banky W better than Achief Atta?!?
Final year that one mumu Chem 500 girl told porter I stole her pants cause mine looked familiar
Mumu porter too called me.
Black atmosphere pants that almost all females own
What even pained me was the that girl is skinny; I kept asking her I’m disbelief “Have you seen my butt?
My uber driver asked me if he had my permission to market something. I said sure, out of politeness.
Him: I’m helping my wife market her chin chin and kuli kuli. She can also deliver in bulk.
So so cute. Wish both of them the very best. Packing is on point too.
Just finished S2 of The Wheel of Time.
I’ve gone to get the book. Let me read it and be done with.
I’m too old for this 8-episodes a year, suspense-till-the next year rodeo
Abeg
Neither of them have held political office so I don’t know what track record you speak of.
So I ask again, what makes Banky W better than Achief Atta?!?!?!
Kept quiet long enough so no one accuses me of influencing their decision… then we allowed ppl get elected who have absolutely no record we can track cos they bought party form. I’m going to be shouting now
My son’s current favourite word is “happy”
He doesn’t know the meaning yet but he randomly blurts it out and it makes me so happy and emosh 🥹
I pray his life is full of happiness always ❤️
I just witnessed the most beautiful proposal🥰🥰🥰
This one is particularly dear to my heart because I introduced the couple🥰🥰🥰
Rugba the plug ministries!!!
Come to me all who are single and I will give you spouses 😂
Like please, let’s not become the old politicians that we despise.
Deyemi even went as far as saying that the LP guy’s win wasn’t fair and square.
What nonsense?!?
He won the majority votes, fair and square! End of story.
Maybe not the most memorable...
But graduation day was the ghetto!
Half the set was in the guardroom because boys came to girls dorm after prom 😭
And they punished me too because “headgirl you saw them and you didn’t report”🥴
Friday the 13th fr!
I’m thankful for the gift of communication, and learning and unlearning.
Because there are some asinine ideologies you could unknowingly carry from past relationships to your current one.
Also thankful for the gift of a kind and genuine partner 🥰❤️
@Kandy_Chii
That one na waterworks corporation.
When my son cries at school/church drop-off, she will cry.
If you buy her a gift or dash her something , she will cry.
I don tire 😂
I got home really late and it’s like my son was just waiting for me.
He was already asleep but he woke up once I got in 🥹
I am exhausteddd and I just want a bath and sleep.
But I’m currently cuddling with this little man and there’s nothing better in the world right now ❤️ 10/10
This is so infuriating.
As if living with the pain of fibroids isn’t difficult enough
Some of these men will go home to antagonise and beat their wives with fibroids
Because of words from this good-for-nothing sham
It can never be well with him
This issue of binance with the way the youth are against tinubu,power should not enter the hands of these youth,they are worst oooooo,e better make these old men dey rule dey go
I’m really grateful for the family I married into.
My husband and his siblings are the definition of ride or die. They love and support each other through thick and thin…all 5 of them.
It’s very inspiring.
Yesterday was tougghhh
Went home and bawled my eyes out on my mum’s laps
But guess who’s got her big-girl pants on and ready to give adulting another shot today 😊
We move!
@Olu_banke
It’s very irritating. I was reading the comment section of a post that Deyemi guy made and I honestly could not believe it.
Like please take your L graciously, we have bigger fish to fry
Lmaooo Ikeja Electric brought a bill of 600,000 Naira for us.
Oh, and we’ve been using prepaid for the last 6-7 years
How’s your Saturday going beloved? 😊
Wore my Alexis dress yesterday and whoosh!!!
The girls were sittingggg!
Also greatly enhances the twerking experience...
A versatile masterpiece!
10/10 would highly recommend
One month since I underwent a life changing invasive myomectomy to remove 10 faux babies that affected my lifestyle in dire ways for 2yrs6months.
Recovery was hell.
Until it wasn’t.
Until the Sun, indeed, shone on me. 🌞
To God be my Glory. ✨
lol I thought about this in the shower this morning
How BAT gives zero fucks
He no send anybody papa…except him pocket
Can’t even label him Islamophobic because he’s Muslim
Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever
Them go cry tire
Let my presido- PO rest his pretty head🥹❤️
I have been trying not to say this but you see Arewa.. They will learn a lesson with BAT.
Since 1999, all southern leaders(Gej/Obj) have been pan-nigerian but they took them for fools and felt power was theirs to give lol.
That's why Atiku thought he will just take over after 8
I remember when this man and I started seeing and he asked me out, I was forming up “this is a situationship, no need to define things, let’s take our time” and other tales...
Omo when the feelings hook me for neck, nobody told me to open dictionary and pull out definition 😭😂
I really really love the family I married into.
We buried my mother-in-law today and there were so many tears…
But also so much laughter and dancing and spraying money.
Amidst such great loss, there was so much love and harmony
Current situation: Relassing and being taken kiaroff 😴
Sat for 9 hours yesterday to braid my hair and I complained to this man that my body hurt...and here we are!🥰
Money that was originally allocated for palliatives, they already stole from that one.
Oya use the remainder to buy palliatives and share? No, they still hoarded that one.
Filthy, heartless demons!
Satan’s spawn!
It can never be well with they or their offspring
Got home and was complaining about a rough day.
My mum gave me a full body massage 😪💙
In the midst of adulting and all it entails...I’m thankful for these little blessings.
My biochemistry degree and I want y’all to know that women do not become significantly less fertile or more prone to birth defects at 30 or even 40. It is actually genetic mutations in the sperm of older men that account for most of these defects
-Enid Blyton books
-Baby-Sitters club novels
-Goosebumps books
As a child, these all played such huge roles in my mind’s development; really opened up my imagination.
I enjoyed God’s mercy this month of August
Started the month vacationing with my husband.
Ending it in good health and recovering well from a major surgery
Thank you God ❤️
There’s really no reason to give me 5 missed calls...just to tell me you’re in my city?!?!
Welcome anyway
Now put that energy to good use and join us in our protests
My husband is the last of 5 and by default I’m the “baby” of all 10 of us (including spouses)
And they treat me like an egg🥹
I really really love it here ❤️
Bruhhh this video you guys made🥺
I thought I was a hard guy oh😭 but why am I crying in the club rn?!?!😭😭😭
I love you guys soooo damn much! And I’m sooo blessed to have you in my life!
Sometimes, I can’t share stuff that’s bothering me with my mum; but just being in her presence, hugging her makes everything go away.
So I just go sit in her room with her...and somehow she always knows. She’ll cook for me, make me laugh etc.
Best guy fr ❤️❤️❤️
People are so dubious!
Constantly finding new ways to package pyramid and Ponzi schemes. The latest one is “forex”
Are you kidding me?!?
I honestly wish every Nigerian could take a crash course on investing so they won’t keep falling victim
I don’t think I felt this way when I saw my Level 1 result.
Told God I’d be loud with my testimony for this level 2
Because mahn...this year has been something! And He carried me through it all.
My heart is so full, I feel like I’m about to burst!
Mahn I’m so grateful to God!
This year has been amazingggg through and through
I’m super excited about the next few months.
2019 will be wrapped up in the most beautiful bow 🎀🙏🏾
My son got his first haircut today🥹
The person wey dem cut him hair didn’t even flinch
Meanwhile, I’m bawling my eyes out here 😭😭😭
Where has my little baby gone 🥹
Those of you that live abroad and continue to fan the embers of tribalistic wars…it can never ever be well with you.
All the blood that was shed yesterday is on the hands of you and your political godfathers
May every day of your life on earth be a living hell among racists
Idk how I feel about circulating birthday wishlists or inviting people to your birthday dinner and asking them to pay.
I think it’s unfair to put your friends under that kind of pressure.
Nigeria just breaks and breaks you💔💔
What kind of evil and wickedness is this
Brutally murdered, maimed and exiled from their own homes by Fulani terrorists.
Fellow Nigerians,
We bring you good tidings from the Middle Belt.
The Middle Belt Patriots team visited IDP camps in Mangu, Bokkos and Barkin-Ladi (Gwol) yesterday. This was majorly done to interface with the victims to hear their stories directly, see the damages done, ask
There are some things you shouldn’t even open your mouth to say
As though you’re challenging life to throw it’s worst at you.
Make God no let us see things wey pass us
@WickedestWinch
Tbh this sounds like your personal problem.
Seeing as the conversation is about restaurants’ dress code, idk how you drew this your conclusion from my avi.
Again, your personal problem
Please leave me out of your hot takes.
I may have broken hearts but I’m not a wicked person
I will sympathize with you when you buzz me to unravel
It’s still a firm “no” but I’ll show empathy
Unfortunately, the sympathy may be misconstrued as green light...Na there the wahala dey