Someone asked us to draw a wizard selling shady uno cards... might sell these at the next show

Heartbreak Shore (EP) is out now!!

https://t.co/b8X7sFzjzr

Oh you like the Olympics? Name one French person

What song did you play during the eclipse? I played Black Hole Sun, of course

music addicts have a serious problem in the age of streaming services because the human brain was never developed to be exposed to so much music at once. services like spotify can rewire one’s brain chemistry when one listens to high quantities of music on a daily basis

this is how your email finds me

Autozone and Guitar Center are the same store

these cannot be the same black friday deals y’all’s grandparents were getting assault and battery charges for

the best Steely Dan song is Aja and my favorite song is Peg

“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL”

I’m really enjoying Beast Wars so far but I’m really curious where else they could take this concept. Like, what if instead of transforming into beasts, they all transformed into vehicles, like cars or jets or something like that?

chevy chase taking credit for "starting steely dan" is the first funny thing he's done in a long time

😠😔 ... I have questions

BREAKING we’ve decided to ban all merch sales in the venue and we’re going to siphon the gas from your van while you play

Uuhhh do we sell this as a sticker at our next show? It's the people's choice 🤷‍♂️

What are the best outdoor places to get away with destroying a bunch of decorations for a video? Asking for a friend

DALLAS! Playing a show with our buds in @omegastation_ & @OddFolksTX next month see ya there! https://t.co/Y7S42bfhqD