just cause you’re smarter than me, just cause you drive a better car than me… does not mean i am sucking you off for ANY amount of money ‼️

sometimes i think my mcr interest is dying and then i see a picture of gerard and feel physically sick

RESPECT YOUR SIM ELDERS .... the ones who know... who saw.... the new born babies age into children sims in sims 4

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

for some reason summertime by mcr makes me SICKKKK to my stomach

why do i have stretchmarks on my ass and no ass like what stretched

the average female friendship

I’m crying

IM SCREMAING IM SCRESMITN I

i wish this was a joke i live in the woods and this bitch is in between the floors of my house

who up punching they ceiling bc there’s a Critter in there

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just limped to my bathroom bc my hip flexor is fucked just to take my temperature with my fucked up carpal tunnel hand covered in kt tape just to see that i also have a fever. alright man

White men in the south turn 50 and start looking like this

Now my life is sweet like cinnamon

Fuck this! Make my face bitchier

@trixiemattel

watching europeans get tomodachi life early

Girl snooping on a guy’s phone after he has sex with her and sees “Pussy lore” and “pussy ending explained” in his search history

planning a beach trip is hard not because i disagree with my friends but our combined budget is $4

@trixiemattel literally who asked for this and yes i want it