Royce smith
@roycehambone
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Joined September 2023
Horrendous end to a plagued/injured year. The window is closed and the lions are done. Excited for our next semi-run in 10 years!
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Man that A&M entrance gave me chills. How can you not love college football
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When I put my retainer in at night I always take a little swig of water like I’m a ufc fighter about to fight. Idk why I just do
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2. On the way home from work, I see a walk sign change to the flashing hand and me and this random dude next to me both start doing that run/jog to make the light and it must have looked incredibly stupid
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Two good observations: 1. On the walk to work, there were puddles along the curbs and a street sweeper was pulling up and about to spray water on me and this random woman waiting for the light to change. We both (in sync) walked backwards like four steps to avoid the water. Funny
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Cooked
Instagram is being added to TVs Users will be able to watch IG Reels on their TVs
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Watched John cena retire and cheaper by the dozen 2. What a night for my childhood. Keep fighting
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One of the goats
John Cena’s final words as he retires from the WWE “It’s been a pleasure serving you all these years, thank you.”
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Wow I can’t believe John cena js done. Had the best match of the night and got me tearing up. What a career and legend
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Noticed this immediately absolutely wild
Just realized Billy Bob Thorton literally uses the exact same quote from “Bad Santa” in the first episode of “Landman”. “Yeah, wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first”. @paramountplus @landmanpplus
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Wow I can’t believe the committee flipped ND and Miami. No matter who you think deserved it, flipping them without a game played is absurdly dumb
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I’ve realized my entire life is either working, sleeping, or listening to podcasts
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The chair company is so fucking funny, but honestly that last episode was terrifying and so weird. Exactly what I want out of Tim Robinson always keeps u on ur toes. The goat of goats
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Went to a movie tonight and got a popcorn. The cashier told me to walk down the counter and someone else would help me. I saw a tub out and grabbed it. I ate a few bites and then all of a sudden the cashier comes up to me and grabs the bucket cuz it was some dude’s refill lol
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