rachel owens
@rowens_official
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becoming a little more petty every day
Joined May 2009
Why do you hurt me with this news.
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Throwback to senior year when I got workers comp for having carpal tunnel...
Also, just found this except from an interview with workers comp last summer. This will never not be funny. http://t.co/vdFubs4CtP
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Had a dream I was cast as Aria in Pretty Little Liars but was fired because I didn't feel like showing up to set. #accurate
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I'm the only person ever with a rat tail and a NBA championship! Let that sink in!🏆
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Did they kiss? #NBAFinals
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Will I hate myself in the morning for staying up this late?
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My cat sleeps right next to my head every night and it's easily the cutest thing in the world.
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like if someone is ordering a diet coke w lunch chances are they are fully aware that it is made out of liquid tin foil & they're good w it
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feel like as a rule adults should just stop telling other adults that the thing they are eating/drinking/doing is bad for them. no one cares
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Also, @netflix how dare you remove Bobs Burgers and leave Jessica Jones. That show is trash and everyone knows it.
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Netflix just added Doctor Strange and I've watched it 8 times. Please @netflix add more Marvel movies 😩🙌🏼🙌🏼
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