rosco mcclelland
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professional comedian, writer, video maker and twitch partner. Daily Record Rabbie Burns baby 1988 - As seen on CBBC
Joined May 2011
Hear me out….we keep the body and use it as ransom for independence.
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I just want to say that all the staff working here are doing a great job and they have agreed to let me go if I tweet this.
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When you just can’t say no to people.
The people of French Polynesia were terribly please to see President Macron yesterday.
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@weirdlilguys “What’s that thing bottom left?”.“That’s your PSU”.“Oh, and what about bottom right?”.“That’s your ps-ps-ps-ps-u”.
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Doesn’t look like there’s any guards, just walk away imo.
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SECC as a temporary hospital? Can’t believe I could die from coronavirus in the room I saw Rammestein shoot fake cum over an audience.
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Me when I forget where I parked my Vauxhall Nova
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This guy is going round EK checking doors, and he’s pleased to announce they’re all fine so far!
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@macarthurboyd Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer is an absolute bop and I’m sorry that you can’t see that.
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Open casket but the bottom half open and my bare arse is on show.
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I saw that Ricky Gervais put out some slug material, I’m here to remind everyone that I’m the slug material king #netflix #slug #rickygervais
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This is actually very funny, it’s like a clown parade.
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Prince Andrew right now is under his full duvet, dry as a bone.Who’s laughing now?.
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Spare a thought for Greenday who are missing out on this lovely weather.
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I honestly love this joke and I’m very glad it’s mines
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Weirdest fringe show ever tonight when a man was quite clearly masturbating during it. My show makes folk horny I guess?.
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Spotted this dog in an important meeting at the BBC today
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Just been knocked back from buti a wallpaper scraper in B&Q because I didn’t have ID with me. And honestly, fair enough. The amount of wee guys bouncing into someone’s house and redecorating their bedroom I’ve heard about would make your blood run cold.
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Got my mum one of those robot hoovers for Christmas, she’s left the front door open and it’s fucked off down the street! Fly free little robot.
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Why isn’t red dead redemption called grand theft horse-o?.
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Got asked about comps for the fringe and let me say this…. any industry toad person who wants a comp for shows after comedians not having any work for a year and a half will be put straight to the block.
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In all the madness with the queen I completely forgot to put my 9/11 decorations up.
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I’ve been given the official nod by twitch to just be rosco . So it’s . From now on!.
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This wee fedora virgin boy has caused grant shapps his seat….what a laugh
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Closing the Glasgow stand weekend tonight! 9 years from a 5 at red raw to the top spot! You just have to stick in there I guess.
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Stand up comedy fell apart and twitch stepped in to fill the gap. Got insanely lucky to move out a cold mouldy flat into a lovely warm house. Shat my pants 3 times. 2020 has been a wild ride.
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People of the rust server, this is a call to arms, gather your explosives and weapons, tonight the player known as gibs will pay for their actions. live.
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May I also add that I’ve streamed for 363 days out a possible 365, because I love doing it! Thank you everyone who’s watched.
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Scotland just pulled down Denmark’s pants and smacked their wee bums…. what a great performance that was!.
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That’s me full of Astrazeneca and I can already feel my whole blood turning into one giant clot.
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There’s a man going round East Kilbride who looks like me but isn’t me and he keeps testing letterboxes. (This isn’t me btw)
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The people across the road from us have copied our Christmas lights and linzi is RAGIN about it, this is the start of a Christmas film for sure.
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Tonight is the first birthday of me doing the nightshift on twitch. We get to find out who killed uncle fungus! I think it’ll be very nice if you ask me.
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Done a lot of things in my life but making this background man think my thumb was red hot is arguably my finest work
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Can’t believe I have to say this…. But if you are a comedian and you have a cough or something, do not turn up because the rest of us have to deal with the fallout!.
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Nephew said their school janitor is a goth and they’re calling him janny ortega.
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I’m putting this here because a I see on here is big pornos and folk dying.Not saying that’s bad though Xx
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Also for everyone wondering what the hell that thing was at the end.Here’s a little bit of it again
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2 passion 2 Christ : Tokyo Christ.
BREAKING: Mel Gibson to release ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel.
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Linzi just rolled over in her sleep going “blowing up balloons for the party” and if you know what that is then you will know my heart is full of joy.
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The guy who was masturbating at my show last year CAME BACK last night! Said he was sorry, it’s all good man do what you gotta do!.
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@UtterPWNedNoob @punished_cait The problem isn’t the olive oil though, we all love olive oil! It’s the mixing it with coffee and turning it into turboshit 5000 juice that’s the problem.
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Comedy has changed now, and it’s enabled me to start doing things like this. I couldn’t be more excited to keep fucking around with it!
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Twitch’s top 10k streamers aka the top 0.1 perfect got their data leaked yesterday, turns out I was in it! .The 9936th top streamer on twitch!.
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I was watching this over and over last night. An absolute classic prank
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First can of the euros, I’m absolutely buzzing like I’m full of bee’s
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This gig in Queen’s Park last night was so class. Really enjoyed being back out and seeing folks as well! .Also I’d never been in that park before, it’s dead nice.
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I made one bad puppet on stream once and decided it was not good enough….now I have three good ones
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Nearly 18,000 people watching the stand live! Hope everyone’s enjoying it for what it is.
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Me niece was feeling a bit of an Easter Grump earlier so I decided to show her the 1030 puppet on a video call. She is now best friend with @1030 and made him an Easter card. #jeezo #ClassWeeEasteregg
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How do we, as the viewer. Know they’re both not running towards a really big tree?.
Astonishing footage of a man wielding a chainsaw and chasing police through the streets of Paisley. One officer told me ‘it’s literally the scariest thing I’ve ever seen’
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Just got stung by a wasp…34 years old…in December…stung by a wasp. Ridiculous.
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We have six days to admit that the rest of the zgoddish bands haven’t done “I can boogie” any justice and accept this as our euro tune.
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Coming out of bathroom retirement to sort this absolute mess. Without a doubt the worst cowboy job I’ve ever seen! If you can help someone who’s really been done over, that would be a beautiful thing to do.
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Seen @realrossnoble in Glasgow years before I even knew I wanted to be a standup! Now I’m doing the same festival as him in Australia which is not only cool, but also class.
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This is where we are with the @1030 puppet, it’s actually starting to look like a real puppet
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Today I feel Tony Macaroni arena.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino says he will ask 'every country in the world' to name a football stadium after Pelé! 🇧🇷
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@elonmusk Shut up you absolute idiot…. imagine thinking about something posted on 4chan, This is why regular people think you’re a loser.
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If @StandComedyClub isn’t saved I’ll have to go to the streets to do live comedy . Imagine walking down Buchanan street and All of a sudden I’m up next to you asking your name and what you do for a living.
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Hugely chuffed to announce that my edinburgh fringe show at monkey barrel is now on sale! .
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Just got shouted at by my wife for pretending to be a tornado.
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I am strangely proud of this wee thing! Never thought I’d make something like this, but here it is. An uncle fungus memorial statue
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Pleased to announce that out of necessity I will be installing an outside hose tap live on twitch tomorrow.
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Not done properly though is it. After the first cold snap, he’ll be back.
Today, after the whole neighborhood has been upset about this giant pothole that’s been screwing up cars and bicycles for weeks, I went out with my team and fixed it. I always say, let’s not complain, let’s do something about it. Here you go.
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