MATT ROSE SKULLLEMOJIIII HOODIES ARE NOW AVAILABLE!! 💀💀💀 So, buy one if you like! I got sent a sample one this morning and they're genuinely great, I felt like a skulllemojiiii just wearing it. https://t.co/Buk1LXPK6D

@rose_matt rewatching one of your videos and thanks ai summary, but that's just every matt rose video

@watsoncomedian @AlexHorne First attempt at burning the edges went disastrously 💀

Last year @watsoncomedian tweeted an old photo of him at the wedding of @AlexHorne & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find. Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:

Down a rabbit hole of watching cooking shorts on YouTube. This is how the captions spelled “umami”.

Could really do with getting #E563eee2 trending before 15th Sep's video if you wouldn't mind assisting? As usual this won't make any sense right now but will in a fortnight. Thanks everyone 🥰

I think Twitter screwed up the link in that last post 💀 try THIS on for size https://t.co/6mZSNClUyP

Just a short this week ( https://t.co/hF2TgfEmjU...) as we dissect this nightmare of a birth date selector. Happy to announce next Monday we return to your normal, weekly, horizontal, long-form content 👉😎👉

The lad on his toy laptop practicing for Reddit shitposting later in life.

@rose_matt just found your new video under “cooking shows” because it says “microwave your hamster” in the title💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Just returned home from a stag do to be informed, in my absence, my son played with the TV remote, pressed some mysterious combination of buttons, and now we can only get a single TV channel which is one that plays non-stop Classic Eastenders 💀

It has been 1,460 days since I made a Sprite lasagna.

A reminder that sadly there's NO MATT ROSE MONDAY TODAY 💀 I am doing a big house move which is taking up all of my time, so wave goodbye to the old place! I'm not sure when I'll return but it won't be too long, and we'll have a brand new house to get drunk and start fires in.

Just tried signing off a text to my Mum “lots of love” but slightly mistyped and autocorrect changed it so I instead ended with the declaration I am the “Lord of Love” 💀

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. IN 10 YEARS OF MY CAREER. MY CAT DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO MY LAPTOP, I TRIED TO MOVE HER BUT HER FOOT CLICKED THE MOUSE AND THE TWEET WAS POSTED. ON A COMPANY ACCOUNT. 😭

“Yo is Google coming tomorrow?” “I dunno I’ll ask em”

My GOD, this is art at its highest form. Fackin love it. https://t.co/u3AQTH603Y

My sincerest apologies but…

Like all the big YouTubers tonight I'm taking on the VIRAL chew elastic bands sniff a lemon hotdog get hit by a dodgeball challenge! #chewelasticbandssniffalemonhotdoggethitbyadodgeballchallenge

@rose_matt Just watched poop cruise, was actually pretty good

You know of course I only read out the very official name of said reply so is it definitely "One Thumbs up Thumbs up" or knowing how stickers can be it could be "One Thundredeumbsuped"