Gist_With_Rorie
@rorieblaq
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Story Teller. Here for the plot twists… and the smut 🔥 Psst: none of this is real. All stories = fictional AF.
Joined October 2024
Went to this trendy church. Pastor calls me out during service: "Your future husband is here today. Name starts with A, works in oil and gas, drives a Range Rover." Next Sunday I meet Ade at the church cafe. Same description, same car. We start dating, it's magic. Then I spot
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My best friend of 5 years started dating "the one." She posts him everywhere, ring pics incoming. Yesterday I recognize the guy in her stories: it's my ex from 3 years ago who said he "wasn't ready for commitment." They met through ME (I introduced them at my birthday). She
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Met this guy at a wedding in VI last weekend. Fine boy, fresh cut, smelling like money & Creed. Said he was “single but complicated” (red flag we all ignored). Fast forward: 3 dates, hotel vibes on point, he’s calling me “my person” every 5 minutes. Then this morning his wife
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This is only the beginning. The task now is even more difficult. Mutuals let's engage ourselves
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Senegal is our champion not Morocco CAF – Corrupt African Football CAF – Corruption Always First CAF – Committee Against Fairness CAF – Cash Above Football CAF – Cup Allocation Federation CAF – Corruption And Favoritism @CAF_Online @CAF_Media
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5million post, 5million interaction by the same account 😩 = 5million impression… Gbam…. Account go disappear that same that 😂😂😂 I say make I advise una
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5m Post = 5 million impressions 😭😭😭😩😩😩😩 God abeg, this me new work Dey whine me 😂😂😂
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@Invisiblee22 Please engage guys 🙏🏾 https://t.co/nCA3WAL7Uk
If the Algorithm brings this to you feed🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾. I’m trying to make a living from X. Comment Active 🔥 Like ❤️ Repost🙏🏾 Follow.. Engage for visibility. #everyone #davido #wizkid #APC
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I’m No 3 in the chain reaction challenge
@rorieblaq @iam_flourish_uk @joyjohnjoe @askestherosuji @AlukaJ20687 @MLSokoro @nommyliscious @sportempire001 @Cocmez @Mobinwa99 Number 3. Now, quote the original tweet with: "I’m No. 3 in the Chain Reaction challenge."
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LET'S PLAY A GAME GUYS 🌹🌺🌹🌺 🚨 I NEED 50 SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY 🚨 We’re starting a RETWEET CHAIN REACTION. If you break the chain, you’re OUT. HOW IT WORKS: 1️⃣ Comment “IN” (first 50 only) 2️⃣ I’ll assign you a number (1–50) 3️⃣ Once you get your number: - Retweet THIS tweet
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