hi its my bday in 2 weeks . last year has been pretty low for me but i promise to finally live for myself this upcoming year. if youd like to send me something i would love you forever❤️‍🩹

my wife? that’s my ball and i love being in chains.

keep e-cracking my girl bro i don’t even care anymore.

apple maps is girlslop.

im lowkey serious atp.

RT @peestains: becoming the first unicorn for esex.

i was crying over dudes losing in gold bro i’m ngmi.

.@Willuwu one woke steak and pronouns creamed spinach please

a million people sent me the bowling lillia skin but no one gifted it to me #whatgives.

noo babe that’s my my emotional support girl best friend.

i now realize why i was semipopular.

sir the first peestains hey mamas phase photo has hit the timeline

oohhh look at me im so sexy america is fucked but look at my gay chest and thighs

tomorrow isn’t promised oomf we have to sleep call tonight.

RT @hicuckomori: Too many pretty women follow me I am just a chud in a female vessel.

things no one said ever: put on that new $uicideboy$

left the house with deodorant stains all over my shirt who even cares anymore.

RT @tree_j26: you are now wanking manually.

smoking that shit that made roddy ricch.

my mommy got me new underwear

i think it's better that broke boys don't deserve no pussy because we can't both have holes in our underwear.