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not a single riff or humorous reply to this tweet. comedy is officially illegal again

mom, who was adam friedland?

Must have really good fakes

my beautiful virgin uncircumcised followers = uncut gems

being autistic feels like having to give land acknowledgments every time i open my mouth

every time my posts get more than 500 likes

i wish a pretty girl or pretty boy would send me a selfie of them looking melancholy in the snowfall

ALL OVER THE NET, I’M A BURDEN

a common misconception is that my display name is short for jess or jessica in reality it’s short for jest, as in, i’m always just joking

oh that’s what ragebait means…i thought u were all just angrily touching yourselves

white people be like hold on my mom just messaged me on discord

can i age regress in your dms

that’s it i’m moving on if you see me texting him first again you can shoot me about it

when i pay off my student loans next year im flying one lucky oomf out

holy grail

yummy yummy in my tummy

im at the sushi counter and the white guy next to me is talking to the chef: “u guys are all hispanic here?” “yea mostly” “yea i wouldn’t want to hire white people now either, they don’t wanna work”

will anything bad happen to me if i buy a vial of teeth

i can’t stop thinking about esdee x rico ace yaoi