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The funny side of Behavioral Psychology and Marketing.

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Robert Burleson
14 days
@conorsen Attention spans are killing video the same way they killed novels. The written word is still the highest density form of entertainment. You can see this with X and Reddit spawning content for the rest of the internet, and you can see it with TikTok slowly turning into Tumblr -.
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Robert Burleson
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Back when I sold Cthulhu candles I would stay up late doodling hundreds of these little Cthulhu guys on every single packing slip. This was a terrible idea that never increased my stakeholder value.
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Robert Burleson
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RT @robstersauce: @mamaloveslos All lowercase is funnier when you want something to be read quickly as an incomplete snippet of thought.….
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Robert Burleson
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People using "wow cringe" as a framing device for pop culture things they remember fondly is kind of depressing. It's okay to like things and tell people about the things you like even if trends have changed. All shall be cringe in time.
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Robert Burleson
6 days
You merely adopted driving initiatives in a cross-functional team environment. I was born into a cross-functional team; molded by it.
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Robert Burleson
7 days
It’s terrifying that based on signage, a European visiting the US has an equal chance of walking into a Jimmy John’s or a Jersey Mike’s. How can we warn people about this?.
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Robert Burleson
11 days
Has anyone ever done an actual stand-up scrum meeting or was that always a lie?.
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Robert Burleson
11 days
RT @robstersauce: @meaning_enjoyer A Castle seems like a solid long-term investment. People will pay to visit, take instagram photos, hav….
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Robert Burleson
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RT @mryoukhna: Built this from scratch. No team of 10,000. No venture funding. Just a stubborn idea and a lot of late nights. Physical key….
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Robert Burleson
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“Feral Scream” Artisan Dog Food. Salmon & Rice Blend. Aged at Sea in a Moose Carcass for 3 years.
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Robert Burleson
14 days
The arc of social media is long, but it bends towards Tumblr. People just want to read Schopenhauer quotes superimposed over Ryan Gosling’s abs and we may as well stop pretending otherwise.
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Robert Burleson
14 days
RT @robstersauce: @conorsen Attention spans are killing video the same way they killed novels. The written word is still the highest dens….
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Robert Burleson
15 days
Adventure as a valid legal defense. “Your honor, this heist was more about the journey than the destination.”. “Ok fair. What about the Bazooka?”. “Strictly an Adventure Bazooka.”.
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Robert Burleson
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3 LLM's grinding away all day. Never less work. Fewer corners getting cut, fewer things getting postponed. The Work expands infinitely in all directions.
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Robert Burleson
16 days
Little tap on the elbow while shaking is such a great handshake. Tasteful but still kino. Way better than my double-handed politician pump. Who's developing these? How do you get ahead like this in the handshake race?
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Robert Burleson
17 days
Allowing yourself to be enthusiastic is a better attractor than policing yourself to be cool. At my most charismatic I’m half-drunk or deeply absorbed in a topic. At my least charismatic I’m trying to be charismatic.
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Robert Burleson
17 days
You’re much more likely to get what you want than what you deserve. For better and for worse. It’s odd we tell children the opposite.
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Robert Burleson
17 days
Laundry is a deck-building game. Discard some pants. Draw some shorts. Buy a third polo so you have enough in rotation. Trash several tee shirts because they're slowing things down in late-game, then gift an enemy player a useless sweater.
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Robert Burleson
18 days
Heads up to anyone thinking about assembling a NAS or any large storage solution. It takes something like 3 hrs per Terabyte to certify the HD’s and ensure they’re ready for RAID and won’t corrupt your system. So yeah if you’re buying hundreds of Terabytes plan accordingly.
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Robert Burleson
18 days
RT @AletaValiant: @robstersauce Wait till you find out about the history books.
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