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known locally as chobb

Stockport, England
Joined February 2011
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george
2 years
What the fuck have I just heard…😭😭😭
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@bobrmitchell
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2 years
This was an absolutely riveting monologue from Lisa Nandy, even Fiona Bruce failed to interrupt her passionate dismantling of the Tory Government and made Mark Spencer look like the incompetent idiot he actually is.
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Paulus Maximus
2 years
Massive shout out to Shania Twain's photographer for this 'shitting a brick' promo image.
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2 years
Quite right too. Vegetarians giving food meaty names is ridiculous. It's like how lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy dildos: you've made your choice. https://t.co/ZyPaAlMq6w
theguardian.com
Terms such as ‘steak’, ‘grill’ and ‘spare ribs’ to be removed from plant-based foods if agriculture ministry’s decree is accepted by EU
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
Twenty years ago this month we lost the little khaki fella Don Estelle. Small in stature, big in voice. This is my tribute. Gone but not forgotten. RIP Lofty, you likkle angle.
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
Just reading Ben Mclntyre's (typically) astoundingly good book about Colditz, and this bit about Douglas Bader is terrific.
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
Oh yes! Joan and Jericha is the absolute business. 👌
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3 years
Well, I'm at that age it seems. Bowel Cancer Screening time. @NHSuk Happy to help!
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3 years
I don't know who's smacking all these young women in the mouth, but I hope they catch him soon.
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
Our Cat Lenny loves a bit of butter in the morning when we're having toast, so I like to put it on the plate as though he's in a fine dining establishment.
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
I'd have thought his legacy would have been killing two people in a head-on crash in Ireland in 1987, and getting away with a £100 fine. At least to the victim's families. https://t.co/9kgp3OquZq
theguardian.com
From storming the West End with his wife Sarah Jessica Parker, to playing the architect of the US opioids crisis in dark new Netflix drama Painkiller – the star is taking a bold new direction
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
This is a fantastic article about the growth of Manchester centre, and the results are not what I was expecting at all.
@ManchesterMill
The Mill
3 years
The data supports the argument that the ripple effects of growth in the centre don’t seem to have permeated significantly into the outer boroughs. Oldham, Tameside and Rochdale only have marginally more jobs now than they did in 2000.
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Paulus Maximus
3 years
Not a wasted word. Pure class tweet. 👍
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3 years
Every morning: Opens Threads. Sees there's still no 'Following' option. Closes Threads.
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3 years
I'm at that stage in life where if I want to go and see a gig, film or play and if it's not a matinee, it can fuck right off.
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@neilgibbons
Neil Gibbons
3 years
Audio with picture! Alan Partridge Commentates the Coronation
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