Rob Gotobed
@robgotobed
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Stand-up philosopher. "Hurry! Once I'm gone, I'm gone!" Previously one half of Grammy award winning duo Simon & Garfunkel. Rep'd by @haltheduck 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇯🇵
Strawberry Tump, Cricklewood, England.
Joined July 2010
My latest comedy book ‘Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre’ is out now as an eBook and paperback!. 🇺🇸USA 🇬🇧UK 🇯🇵Japan 🇨🇦Canada . 🇦🇺Australia
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Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.
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I played with my great-grandfather a lot when I was a child. He died before I was born, but he was such a fun guy my parents had him cremated and put his ashes in my Etch-A-Sketch.
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Girls toys were certainly a lot different when I was a kid!
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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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Sex always reminds me of Christmas Day morning because it happens once a year; I usually end up disappointed, and my parents videoed my first time.
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Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.
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Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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RT @JuliaEakins1: Here are my book recommendations for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face,….
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The Beatles: Great Historical Moments Number 6!. The final recording session for The Beatles Hey Jude single. George Martin: Any ideas on how we can end “Hey Jude,” guys?. Paul: Nah. John: Nah. George: Nah. Ringo: Nah. George Martin: Hang on, say that.
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My grandpa ‘Beelzebub Gotobed’ is always complaining that the younger generation never show the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips that I cooked for him.
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RT @SunmeeKim1: Wow! Look what I had for Christmas. I was so excited to see these books contain the best of @robgotobed's hilarious stories….
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RT @yorugamiring: ✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初.'コメディ本'をだされたそうです.めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️.笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭.ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻. まな板の鯉のような気がします (C….
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Rob Gotobed は、イギリスのクリックルウッド出身のスタンダップ コメディアン、俳優、作家です。 これは、過去 30 年間の彼の最も面白いスタンダップ ルーチン、記事、テレビ スケッチ、ソーシャル メディア コンテンツのコレクションです。 ロブ・ゴトベドのことを聞いたことがない人にとっては、彼は少し謎めいたキャラクターであり、彼についてはほとんど知られていません。 私たちは彼のガール...
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RT @theshrubs3: Out Now! .#NewMusic #follow #theShrubs #alliedindies #indierock #NWOCR #bohopunk #bohopunks #garag….
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