Rob Gotobed
@robgotobed
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Stand-up philosopher. "Hurry! Once I'm gone, I'm gone!" Previously one half of Grammy award winning duo Simon & Garfunkel. Rep'd by @haltheduck 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇯🇵
Strawberry Tump, Cricklewood, England.
Joined July 2010
My latest comedy book ‘Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre’ is out now as an eBook and paperback! 🇺🇸USA https://t.co/iOwWRJWNIy 🇬🇧UK https://t.co/hK5g7D2VCC 🇯🇵Japan https://t.co/OYbsPmEnHH 🇨🇦Canada https://t.co/AjhvVL13CS 🇦🇺Australia
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Dr. Jocelyn Elders was Surgeon General of the US from 1993 to 1994. Her life story is one of courage, determination, and triumph over overwhelming odds. She drew a clear connection between health and education: “You can’t keep an ignorant population healthy."
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ダウンロードをしました📖😎✌ ゆっくりですが、翻訳して少しずつ読み進めるぞー🧐📖🤡
My latest comedy book ‘Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre’ is out now as an eBook and paperback! 🇺🇸USA https://t.co/iOwWRJWNIy 🇬🇧UK https://t.co/hK5g7D2VCC 🇯🇵Japan https://t.co/OYbsPmEnHH 🇨🇦Canada https://t.co/AjhvVL13CS 🇦🇺Australia
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＃Amazon_Kindle で購入しました！！❤❤ かなり 面白いです！！❤❤ 「＃まな板の鯉のような気がします」 ＃Rob_Gotobed さん！！❤❤
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From rock crawling to city cruising, AccuAir's got you covered.
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✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初 'コメディ本'をだされたそうです めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️ 笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭 ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻 まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy)
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Rob Gotobed は、イギリスのクリックルウッド出身のスタンダップ コメディアン、俳優、作家です。 これは、過去 30 年間の彼の最も面白いスタンダップ ルーチン、記事、テレビ スケッチ、ソーシャル メディア コンテンツのコレクションです。 ロブ・ゴトベドのことを聞いたことがない人にとっては、彼は少し謎めいたキャラクターであり、彼についてはほとんど知られていません。 私たちは彼のガール...
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Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.
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I played with my great-grandfather a lot when I was a child. He died before I was born, but he was such a fun guy my parents had him cremated and put his ashes in my Etch-A-Sketch.
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Even when the govt shuts down, they keep printing They print, We Stack A currency Debasement Hedge Reshare if you agree STKd 100% Bitcoin & 100% Gold ETF (BTGD)
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Girls toys were certainly a lot different when I was a kid!
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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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Terminalリリース‼️ https://t.co/UcrryWRK7y
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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Sex always reminds me of Christmas Day morning because it happens once a year; I usually end up disappointed, and my parents videoed my first time.
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Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.
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It's easy for tv and podcasters to move on after the oral arguments on Adam Montgomery's appeal. This is a 3 year battle for me and @BlairMillerTV & @BobbittMiller that continues, especially for Harmony's brother Jamison, pictured below with the "H" in a heart. The DOJ in DC has
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Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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Here are my book recommendations for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud. One is by @hwinkler4real and two are by @robgotobed
#bookrecommendations
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#readbooksandchangeyourlife
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Had a solid showing at the Show Me The Money tournament this weekend. Spent 15 hours at the field and pitched 9 innings, ending the day with 5 strikeouts, 1 walk, and just 1 run allowed. Wrapped it up with a 0.778 ERA. Long day, but worth every minute—great competition and a lot
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