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cube dweller by day. Uke playing, improv comic-ing, sci-fi reading, ren fair loving, sarcasm abusing, self actualized, genius by night. ha!

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Joined January 2008
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@robgonzo
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3 years
Is @longjohnsilvers having financial hard times? The one I order from is giving ever indication of it.
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@robgonzo
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3 years
Lol!
@withaYKIE
Rykie Belles
3 years
Apparently you cannot pet the tigers because it's "dangerous" and they are "wild animals," but I ask you, if that is true, WHY DO THEY HAVE FUZZY FACES? CHECKMATE, ZOO KEEPERS.
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@Stormof69
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3 years
In case you weren't aware, or maybe you forgot....skinny dipping in the ocean at midnight is fucking terrifying AND essential to living life like you fucking mean it. Goodnight nerds ♥️
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@robgonzo
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4 years
New puzzle game just congratulated me and said I was “on a row!” I uninstalled right away.
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@robgonzo
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4 years
I brought leftover enchiladas from home today and I have never looked forward to lunch more! Except I forgot #cebolla!
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@robgonzo
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4 years
.@CriticalRole's new opening! I love it! It's like a @RalphBakshi movie! #rotoscope
@CriticalRole
Critical Role
4 years
BEHOLD! Our new animated opening title for our "It's Thursday Night" Theme Song! Shoutout to the incredibly talented team of animators at @MinnowMountainwho helped bring this to life Music written by @thepeterhabib & @samriegel Check it out! https://t.co/xqkMuKCzeC
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@robgonzo
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4 years
I want to order cat litter from @Chewy in big buckets (5 Cats) but I don't want the delivery drivers to hate me. Why can't they just deliver to the back door where it's flat?
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@baratunde
Baratunde
4 years
On Buffalo: Sadness. Anger, and the connection between CRT, SEL, guns, racism and the pathetic right wing "replacement" myth. Watch all 7 minutes.
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@robgonzo
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4 years
GNU Douglas Adams
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@bonniegrrl
Bonnie Burton✍️📚🎲
4 years
I misread this as a very bizarre Doctor Who episode.
@people
People
4 years
Doctor Who Evaluated Amber Heard for 12 Hours Says Actress Showed Signs of Personality Disorders
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@robgonzo
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4 years
It’s funny how when I go to adjust the tip amount (rounding up because I hate odd amounts) @DoorDash is quick to point out how they underpay these workers and they need these tips.
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@patrickdextervc
Patrick Dexter
4 years
This Friday, March 25th, my debut album Solace is being released. It's a collection of original and ancient tunes like this one all played live outside my cottage with the full sound of the west of Ireland's nature in springtime to accompany me:
@patrickdextervc
Patrick Dexter
6 years
The Parting Glass in the west of Ireland sunshine ⛅ This song was first recorded 400 years ago in the Skene Manuscript, a collection of Scottish airs written around 1620, though it is thought to be much older.
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@Grand_DM
Grand DM
4 years
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age." #dnd #rpg #tabletop
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@robgonzo
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4 years
*Gag! Ack! Cough!* What do you do when your delivery driver pollutes your porch with their cologne?
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@robgonzo
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4 years
Just laughed out loud because I was writing out the word “quantity” and realize it had tity in it. #im10
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@robgonzo
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4 years
Tell me you’re old without saying you’re old. My first thought after hearing Lenny Kravitz the first time was is that Gladys Kravitz’ son?
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@robgonzo
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4 years
Why do I have Baker Street stuck in my head? Oh that’s right. I saw a picture of a saxophone… Hard eye roll myself.
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@robgonzo
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4 years
I feel like this company is trying too hard.
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@robgonzo
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4 years
Tried to tell my wife I could make Sanguicce di Bologna for dinner. She was unimpressed.
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@SSkorkowsky
Seth Skorkowsky
4 years
This is now canon. I reject any special edition extended director's cut that does not have this.
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