So many people out on the #Greenway today getting their #exercise . No one else has a #milkshake. #maybeimdoingitwrong.

RT @pattonoswalt: Whyyyyyyyyy didn’t this movie make a billion dollars so we could have 10 sequels? One of my all-time faves.

RT @rcbroughton: Isn't there some sort of rule about this . ? Only got about 1.5s of it as I filtered to the bike box - not sure if th….

Just heard someone use "ham sandwich" as a curse word. Have not heard that in a while, and fully support further use of that and any other deli items as curse words going forward.

This has probably already been answered at some point in the last 30 years, but: Are they people who can't get enough cowboys? Or are they cowboys who can't get enough heroin?.

RT @internetoftangs: this was my final straw i now have a girlfriend.

Kind of want to throw in with baseball mimes because wtf even is that? But in my heart, I know I'm nothing but an overall-wearing rollerskater. #comeouttoplay.

1) It helps to identify the "We" in "We're open" I guess the biscuits are a clue, @FlyingBiscuit_R?.2) Don't put your signs in the bike lane! Why would anyone even think that's an option?

Typing the list of the fruity bets I've had in recent memory. - Drinking a Sippy Cup: Pineapple & Coconut by @Durtybull at @raleightimesbar —

This morning, after veering out of the bike lane around it, I stopped, picked up the "flagger ahead sign" and moved it 3 feet to the right, between the bike lane and the sidewalk, blocking neither. It didn't seem difficult at all, so why is it so hard for the road crews?.

RT @RaleighReporter: I can only assume this grocery store was hosting a U2 concert in the produce section and/or a Trump rally in the meat….

RT @KatieSTrout: To my youngish #Raleigh folks, you cannot complain as City Council makes it harder for you to live here if you don't vote.….

I was right! There actually was a reason why I had to stop by Food Lion on the way home yesterday. But I was wrong because that reason had nothing to do with vegetarian bacon and a 24 pack of #naturdays. Guess there's another stop in my future.

Drinking a COCONUT CREAMCYCLE by @crankarmbrew at @HouseofHops1 —

Drinking a Hayburner by @bigditchbrewing at @alofthotels —

It looks like there will still be at grade crossings on either side of the Wade/Capital bridge, but you go under some of the heavier traffic.

"Manatees migrate to stay warm and avoid 'cold stress syndrome'" Exactly how I ended up in Raleigh. I'm like the sea cow of the land.

The on-street parking I can get behind. On the other hand, no wonder no one can imagine getting around without a car. We start teaching them young.

I’ve come to expect cars parked in the #bikelanes on St. Mary’s, but maybe some people have been warned/ticketed? I don’t know how else to figure why multiple drivers thought this was a good idea. Also, this does not seem like a good idea.

Maybe @RaleighGov could have a policy about not blocking pedestrian (and bike) infrastructure with signs for auto traffic? I mean I wouldn't /think/ we'd need one, but experience is saying otherwise. #oberlinrd

Why am I so jittery?.Oh, right, got a coffee on the way in and made a stiff cold brew at work. Don't do that again. Wait, the cup I brought in is still a quarter full. <drinks coffee>.<drums out frantic beats on the arms of the chair>. Idiot.