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capricorn for hire

austin tx baby
Joined May 2011
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2 years
The marines couldn’t do what these solidcore girlies can do.
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2 years
RT @realfabuloso3: you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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Introducing Grok Imagine.
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3 years
Alix Earle in college going to Mardi Gras vs me. So glad my generation was allowed to be ugly 🙏
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3 years
I know I’ve found peace because every time I open this app I have no idea what anyone is talking about.
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3 years
You know what, I like living in a state completely unprepared for cold weather, I live for the drama.
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3 years
Margot makes me watch “films” and I make Margot watch Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team.
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3 years
2023 trend prediction: castcore (post-gorpcore)
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3 years
😶.
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3 years
capricorns are interesting to me bc it’s like what if you had a leo with no people skills.
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3 years
I can’t wait for the twitter crash hulu documentary to come out.
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3 years
You could tell me I had 30 seconds to get on a plane to evacuate a city under attack if I was wearing jeans, I’d change.
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3 years
I walked outside and thought to myself “wow it’s really starting to feel like fall” it’s 92 degrees out.
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3 years
Forget Taylor Swift they should’ve played Petey Pablo at the end of where the crawdads sing.
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3 years
In the past 10 years I had probably 10 sodas. Now? I don’t mind a little Dr. Pep every now and then….
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3 years
Sometimes I catch myself saying the most corporate ass tech shit i swear to god.
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3 years
This is what I look like, professionally
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3 years
Yes I’m a hamster on a wheel but I’m logging 30,000 steps a day.
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3 years
I don’t care how capitalist dystopian it is my under the desk treadmill is the best investment I’ve ever made.
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3 years
1 year and no ring…. someone revoke her lesbian card
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3 years
My waxer ripping hundreds of hair off my labia then asking me how long I’ve been in Austin is what i can only assume is what it’s like making it to Da’Bomb on Hot Ones.
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3 years
From themselves.
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