I’m pretty sure I’ve tweeted this before but my dog stops to take fake pees during walks just to take a break

If the Cavs won today, Knick’s fans would have said “your teams washed, fluke win” and since the Knick’s won people are saying “biggest win of the year” 😆

Knicks SUCK lmao

Why do I keep seeing tweets from 24-48 hours ago?

Very well could have you know…. Used sanders there.

That was the worst trick play I’ve ever seen the browns run.

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

Republicans just spent two months saying Zohran Mamdani was a terrorist who was going to bring Sharia law to New York

Why drive 13 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me cold for only $63 more?

I took out a loan to go to school so l could get a job to pay off my school loans

If you sign a 50 year mortgage you are an IDIOT. If you sign a 15 year car loan you are an IDIOT. Trump's economy has failed. We are a year in and everything sucks. He can't blame it on Biden anymore. But he can act like a vulture and sign poor people in need to lifetime debt.

Travelling by private jet to a conference about climate change is a level of detachment from reality that's impossible to grasp

Are we keeping politics out of sports or not I can’t keep up

minimum wage is $7.25

Say it loud, say it proud… #NoToGenerativeAI

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

I want my taxes to go towards feeding hungry people.

Being on twitter is like dating an ex that lies about everything and you know it but you still date them for a little longer to see if it gets better.

Poor Myles Garrett man. Best defensive player to ever play for the Browns and maybe will go down as best ever in the NFL and here we are. Absolute fucking turds trotting on the field everyday.

Honestly, why are americans putting up with all of this corruption and bullshit?

Good to know.