Both league teams under new captaincy this season! Good luck to @J_A_Bailey and @rob_cooksey #BelieveintheBryan

I feel that seeing Kanye doing karaoke would be the same as seeing Kanye doing a live set as I imagine he would choose Kanye for karaoke

Tour de bellend http://t.co/KSUvht1LWt

Djourou and Senderos centre back partnership is this some twisted Arsenal nightmare

winston is easily the best character in new girl these days http://t.co/kACmm74Fl4

fair play to @tomswaar who's been pretending to like the smiths to seem cool since '08.

@Natasha_Fayex awwww man didn't even notice I am pretty cool though

Wimbledon could learn a thing or two about how to play in the rain #table #tennis http://t.co/IBrLaSDf30

@rob_cooksey could be worse, my 200th tweet was about tony hibbert

he's big, he's bad cheick tiote is his daaaad #bigirmana

The hypocrisy of the The Guardian. http://t.co/Isk8F4Mf

Jim White.

@Natasha_Fayex ITS LEVIOSAAAAAAAR, not leviosa

I think watching or hearing about football today is not good for my heart.

@Natasha_Fayex i'll happily come along :)

playing Max Weatherhead at corridor tennis,13-11,11-9,8-11,12-10 #winner