You wearing a diaper in the pool bro????

Bryson Stott’s grand slam with nothing but ballpark noise Chills

We have parks.

I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!

Living for @SteveKornacki doing the playoff probabilities on @nbc. Icon

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

“Dancing on my own” also doubles as a great bedtime song for the baby when you can’t get your mind of the Phillies #PlayTheSong #phillies

We talked to the boss. 488 Retweets and we'll keep #Schwarberfest going. 🔥🔥🔥

Got a good “go birds” morning greeting on my run this morning. Renews my AZ membership another year #gobirds

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

Feeling really fulfilled with living in Flagstaff now that I’ve had my third sister wife sighting

I swear Philly is the best football city

The sweetest soul. Philly he loves you, thank you for all the love over the years.

You know what I miss about math class? Getting to draw the little square root boxes.

Wow. This is unhinged. I’m literally looking at our voter registration database on my other screen. Right now. We can’t indulge these insane lies any longer. As a party. As a state. As a country. This is as readily falsifiable as 2+2=5. If we don’t call this out...

The girl at Starbucks just told me that I have the perfect messy bun sooooo I’ll be dropping my tutorial on how to neglect your hair soon

Loved going back and reading this from our graduation from @univofscranton

Rev. Scott R. Pilarz, S.J. ’H15, University President, passed away Wednesday, March 10, in Scranton from complications related to amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). He was 61. Read the announcement: https://t.co/KAAkhS1FD6 Read the obituary: https://t.co/xfw3FNlb78

White House pets: An illustrated guide https://t.co/o9HINPBLKC Teddy had a straight up zoo

The exhilaration of meeting a fellow Philly sports fan in Arizona is unmatched