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Live to Ride. Ride to Live. Homo-Supremacist
Joined December 2014
If we made it legal for everyone to enjoy a miller lite tall boy while driving, a lot of problems would go away. We'd create new problems, sure. But how could those new problems be worse? This is a thought experiment, not a recommendation.
If we made it legal for kids to kill their bullies, a lot of problems would go away. We'd create new problems, sure. But how could those new problems be worse? This is a thought experiment, not a recommendation.
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Being a picky eater is a moral failing
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A women driver nearly killed the 2024 National Championship team
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We scored enough touchdowns.
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
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Sources tell me that #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson went up to a crying Mark Andrews in the Ravens locker room and gave him a hug and a deep passionate kiss that lasted for at least 15 seconds. That's the type of leadership you expect from a soon to be 3x MVP.
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Michigan’s odds to win next years National Championship are +3500 Meaning if you bet $100 you’d lose $100
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Fuck fentanyl
Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.
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When I poison the milk to catch Santa and find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)
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