Remi
@remioluwole
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Joined December 2015
Every time I see “to be loved is to be considered” my chest hurts a little bit because I felt very not considered a lot of times this year.
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First thing I did when I could make my own choices was to stop going to church. I was going against my will at least twice a week for 16 years 😭.
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I believe in going the extra mile to show wickedness when it’s necessary. Someone scammed me on my birthday so I did detective work, found out he was a drummer in church and waited until Sunday so the police could disgrace him during church service. That’s still my best work.
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Twitter taking likes away is actually so dangerous. 7k people liked a tweet supporting a man beating his wife and I’m so mad that I can’t see the likes.
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Some of you talk about rape like it’s a regular crime like shoplifting. Rape oh. God will actually punish all of you.
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Lmao about to change the trajectory of the life of this guy. When I am done with him, he will have nightmares about me for the rest of his life.
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I turned off the comments before but actually I’m going to turn them back on. This is what Christians are btw. People that use fear, curses and harassment to scare you into joining them. What a joke!.
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Realising someone doesn’t care much for you is such a humbling experience lmao.
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I think the funniest thing is men assuming you like them back just because they like you 😭.
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Your rider was supposed to deliver my MacBook and he cancelled the ride and has blocked me @Boltapp_ng.
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My signature hairstyle.
never seen any woman look good on locs.
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In 2024, I want to be a friend that shows up, a kind friend, a friend that gives the best gifts and a thoughtful friend.
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For the first time in my life, I have a job I really love. I’m so good at it and ideas come to me so easily. Leaving tech last year was the best decision I ever made. It’s so funny how this was supposed to be temporary.
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They’ve collected it from him. Thank you guys so much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. I’ll find I’m out if it was tampered with when I get it back tomorrow!!! Thanks again everyone!!.
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Honestly so glad I was a rebel from the beginning. My mum bullied me so much and I bullied her right back. That babe knew she met her match and calmed down.
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I act like I’m okay but deep down, I can’t wait to meet a romantic interest I can be vulnerable with without feeling slightly embarrassed.
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I think a lot of us don’t realise how much impact we have on the lives of people around us. Sometimes, it’s the simplest things. I make noodles a certain way because a woman I met once in 2014 made it that way. I also unconsciously think about her EVERYTIME I make noodles.
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You people work so fast. Someone just sent his full name and house address 😭😭😭.
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The most stressful thing for me as a “mysterious babe” is having to put myself out there for work. Like I don’t want anyone to know me but I also want a career 😭.
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So in a nutshell what you people are saying to me is that you believe it’s by force to go to church even when I don’t want to if not, I will be punished for it. Lmao noted.
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@TheeMuse1 The only friends you have are from church? Don’t you like go to school or have a job?.
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I’m not poor but I really don’t like where I am with money right now and the solution is to make more money. Not spend less.
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Happy international friendship day to all my friends that keep me sane in this crazy world ❤️.
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This tweet was about him btw.
Lmao about to change the trajectory of the life of this guy. When I am done with him, he will have nightmares about me for the rest of his life.
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+234 802 968 9812.His name is John. Please help me ask him why my laptop has been with him since 10am.
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I always harass Duncan mighty for an album in his DMs and it’s even funnier because he replies me every time 😭.
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I can’t believe people looked at this woman and called her ugly. Colourism is nasty.
“Stay away from mine. Yours is coming” - Actor Kunle Remi’s wife jokingly tells ladies.
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I know it’s hard to hear but rice and beans with stew is kind of better than Jollof rice 😖.
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Real lovers took an L the day Elon removed likes. Now I never know what my crush is thinking.
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This is exactly why I cannot even afford to have a man that thinks the idea of feminism is ridiculous around me. Women and girls are being murdered and you’re telling me “men get murdered too” “men suffer too” Get out from my front before I slap you!.
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I really hope all the real lovers find themselves so the fake lovers can be stuck with each other.
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I realised recently that being in a relationship scares me. It’s a commitment to be there for this person even when you don’t feel like it and that’s not something I want to do right now. So I think it’s possible to like someone and not want to date them.
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I think one of the best ways of showing people you like them (platonically/romantically) is by gifting them. No matter how small it is. Like “hey I know you like notepads so I saw this one and got it for you”.
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I’m curious. Why is it only negative energy and demons that can be transferred through premarital sex lol. Why can’t I have sex with someone and suddenly be good at the same things they’re good at like maths or something.
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“Joke is a very opinionated woman, and I’m more traditional. I expect that while a couple can have different views, the man should ultimately make the final decision” but he let her buy him a car lmao.
Joke* (31) and Makin* (35) have been married since 2019. On this week’s #LoveLife, they talk about how Makin’s infidelity has repeatedly fractured their relationship almost to the point of a divorce and how Joke’s mum might be saving their marriage.
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Stumbled on this bookclub with older women and apparently they also go to watch movies and explore restaurants + you get club benefits. They’ve asked me to join and I’m so nervous because they’re too cool.Ahhh I’m excited 😭
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Lmao to everyone asking me to try loose tea. I drink loose tea. This is a tea tag collection. Loose tea don’t come with tags. This is not even half of the tea I’ve drank this year btw 😭.
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The moment you realise you’re in love with someone is always so random and funny.
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Yes. Guy comes to Lagos for December. Meets the love of his life at a showdemcamp concert 🤷🏾♀️.He convinces her it’s not an IJGB fling .They get married and live happily ever after. The end.
Need Nollywood to give us a sweet Christmas RomCom.
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Just saw a video of myself on snap memories and gaddemmit.
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A little hack for glasses wearers in Lagos :.Someone plugged me to a guy in Balogun market. Went there with my prescription and he got me new frames and lenses in less than an hour. Spent less than 20k for new frames and lenses. DM for his number 🫶🏾.
Omo glasses are too expensive. I could cry.
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All the comments and quotes are so hilarious because the context is that an instagram vendor scammed me 😭😭.
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I like being by myself A LOT so when I say I’m lonely, I mean that I don’t feel a deep connection with anyone I know platonically/romantically.
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Being able to see likes helped me filter so much and I’m so angry that I don’t have access to that anymore.
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I’ve been using YouTube music for about a month and I hate to admit that I’ve had a better experience with it than Spotify. The algorithm and sound quality is exceptional.
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I might never speak to some people again but their presence will always be in things I do for the rest of my life. It’s beautiful and also kind of sad.
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It’s such a big ick when someone doesn’t allow you to be upset just because they’ve apologized for something hurtful they did.
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