skyler
@relicsdnb
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i write music
Canada
Joined January 2016
so cool and surreal to see this much love for a new release of mine... made my week, super thankful 😁🙏
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The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!! Therapist: Quickly, turn it off! Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry? I stand shaking and
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i’ve mastered the art of shutting the fuck up. now i just have to master the art of talking
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Breakfast creates strong men. Strong men cook breakfast. Breakfast creates strong men
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they should make a job specifically for the people who are funny in the group chat
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theres a right way and a wrong way. but the what if the wrong way is the right way
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me watching the pot, as it starts boiling: they said it couldnt be done
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i phrase all my tweets in such a way that if a judge or lawyer were to read one under oath, they'd look like a gay slave dumbfounded by the dick in their ass
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The words "emerald" and "verdant" are the 2 most green sounding words in the english language. Is it the E usage that makes them sound that way? E by itself is clearly orange
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ive been getting into swearing lately what are some starter swears i should learn
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my friends answer to any fictional weapon they could own was “a rope i swing around with scorpions on it (poisonous kind)”
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Its about time I looked at funny internet images again. Computer, show me the funny images, posthaste.
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