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Father of the Redwyrmling (8yo DM) - On a mission to bring love, kindness, and wholesome content to #ttrpg twitter - He/Him
Joined January 2019
The July issue of The Wyrm Den magazine is complete. Articles on exploring castle ruins and reviews of the best gear of the year. Check it out on our Patreon!
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: The mindflayer hits and his tentacles attach to your head. Me: This sucks! 8yo DM: Daddy! I am trying to create a horrific battle scene with a terrifying mood, and I will not laugh at your dad jokes!
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Hey @YoDanno - I think you would be excited to see the wyrmling’s new love of everything Rocky
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: OK, make your final death saving throw. This is it. Me: There is a good chance my character could die here. 8yo DM: If he dies, he dies.
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: You know, I have never heard of anyone complaining that a character with an eye patch could have just used healing magic to restore their lost eye. Me: Good point. 8yo DM: Peg legs and pirate hooks also get ignored.
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Your wizard is facing a new sea monster called The Dead and Bloated. Me: Sounds like someone has been listening to STP. 8yo DM: No on here is “smelling like a rose”… these guys stink like rotting swamp gas.
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My player when showing up two hours late to the gaming session they scheduled.
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This is my favorite inn to drop into a game when the players are looking for a place to sleep for the night. It has plenty of seating and a large bar along with a gathering room on the second floor. Feel free to use this in your own games.
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Turns out, Lurtz was a min-maxed Ranger with all sorts of epic feats and a handful of Rogue levels to give him sneak attack damage with his poisoned arrows.
Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Boromir wasn’t very high level. Me: What?!? 8yo DM: Lurtz hit him with three arrows and he died. Even if they were all crits and Lurtz had an 18 Dex, he only took around 60 HP of damage. My 8th level Druid could have survived that attack.
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Boromir wasn’t very high level. Me: What?!? 8yo DM: Lurtz hit him with three arrows and he died. Even if they were all crits and Lurtz had an 18 Dex, he only took around 60 HP of damage. My 8th level Druid could have survived that attack.
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: I am sad. Me: What’s wrong? 8yo DM: It is almost October again, and the DnD people (@Wizards_DnD) still haven’t created an inflatable yard beholder for Halloween. Me: I am sorry. 8yo DM: I have been asking since I was four!
Conversations with the 4yo DM: 4yo DM: Do you know those inflatable Halloween yard monsters? Me: Yes. 4yo DM: They should make a beholder one that could hang from a tree or be on a stand. With eye rays that light up. That would be fun. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgkids
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Your hit point maximum isn't as high as it was yesterday. Me: It's the epic looking pirate hat, isn't it? 8yo DM: Maybe... but it looks so good you have no desire to take it off.
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Did you know you can get a bunch of fun and creepy Halloween plot hooks from the wyrmling for just a dollar? Just in time for you to prepare your Halloween games… Check it out here: https://t.co/HVOqS3mfnx
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And if you are tired of the wild magic surge table, feel free to use this random generator that I created to use in my own games. https://t.co/agjBwUYE98
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This is one of my favorite feats that the wyrmling has ever created. It gives so much flavor to a failed sorcerer. They have quite a bit of utility, but it is always followed by something unpredictable.
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Well it’s apparently been 10 years since the D&D’s Out of the Abyss was released, so here’s a thread on some of the concept art I did for that adventure. Book cover below by Tyler Jacobson, based on my final Demogorgon concept art on the right. THREAD below:
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Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: Poison Spray should blind your opponent instead of just doing poison damage. Me: You could make a new spell. 8yo DM: Yes! Like a Pepper Spray spell that burns your eyes!
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Just so everyone knows, the wyrmling is colorblind and sometimes finds his confusion of different colors to be amusing.
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