@MalwareTechBlog
@hacks4pancakes
i run a threat generation service for companies where i continuously bang them with nmap in q4 so they can justify their spending for next year
i hope it isn’t corny if i keep rapping about hacking until i die
my daughter says i’m too old so i do it just to spite her and i’m going to collab with her favorite artists so she can’t listen to them anymore
aol
aim
msn
icq
hotline
orkut
bebo
myspace
ytmnd
genmay
SA
digg
fark
newgrounds
slashdot
g+
et al
i’ve lived through it all pimpin
i’m from the internet
shout out to everyone who has been down with me up until now
soon you might find yourself having arguments with people who just recently discovered me
treat them kindly and guide them through the ways of the gibson
signed up for OSCP
i usually suck at computer riddles so if its super CTFy where i need to know all the characters in my little pony for the vignere cipher to decrypt the mysql hidden in the png header ill fucking blow it
we desperately need to get more villains hired on my team at amazon
if you enjoy bezosbucks and hacking and can withstand a gauntlet of braniac interviewers inquire within
pros: you get to work with me
cons: you get to work with me
fyi i just failed first OSCP attempt
got the BOF and another 20 pointer fairly quickly but couldn’t escalate the other two plebe shells i had
it be like that sometimes
fyi still sober through the quarantine
yodel at me if you need guidance or someone to speak with i know the narrative trying to push science as solace
couple of my soldiers broke stride due to boredom
i got you tho don’t even trip dog
On the evening of Thursday 22 September 2022, the City of London Police arrested a 17-year-old in Oxfordshire on suspicion of hacking, as part of an investigation supported by the
@NCA_UK
’s National Cyber Crime Unit (NCCU).
He remains in police custody.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they
look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that
you will never forgive me for.
ive been using tcpdump since bill gates was considered evil the first time and the
@DanielMiessler
tcpdump guide is probably the best manpage when my alzheimers kicks in
i haven’t sold merch in 7 years
i have more money than i can spend in three lifetimes
my daughter college 100% paid for
even liberal arts
parents house paid off
owned lambs
still got the yacht
why we out here
i think the worst thing about getting covid would be the loss of taste
im eating some bbq right now
people should wear masks just because of how good bbq tastes