I’m dying of laughter.

I’m on Twitter but...am I really “on” twitter?

Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America.

Unemployed filmmakers using GoFundMe as a shortcut to doing work are kind of embarrassing. Sweat for your dream, don’t just shake a cup at people.

I’ve been a lot of things in life and tired is definitely one of them.

For you #NotMyAriel dorks, if the only thing you took away from #littlemermaid was Ariel’s physical appearance, you missed the entire point of the movie.

You’re not in charge of everyone’s burdens. Remember that. Help if you can, but don’t ever let it crush you.

Finally have some film-work lined back up. Shouts to all of the solid producers, filmmakers, and talents that are out there. Producers who won't pay their performers are the worst people.

we cling to what is tangible in order to shore ourselves against what is not.

if the south really wanted confederate statues, they should have won the civil war. no participation trophies. #sipstea #statues

Success is when professionalism and preparation collide with a good f*ckin idea. #paranormalproject #GLASS #prepforeverything #indiefilm

you can take the money out of someone's bank account, but can you take the existential crisis out of their head? not rhetorical, pls take it

Ah. We're doing this twitter thing again. I've been told a social media presence is important.

guys i have too much gray hair.

tiny trump #tinyTrump

@realDonaldTrump

@jmorinehp this is what i'm saying!

RT to VOTE @JimmyButler for the 2017 NBA All-Star game! #NBAVote

Finally, a President willing to take down Meryl Streep for her acting and defense of the handicapped! Glory to America!

enough with the poison