Matt
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This was a joke a poli sci professor used to say when I was in college. It’s as funny now as it was then so I’m stealing it.
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Did you know that 87% of statistics are made up on the spot?
BREAKING: Trump says drugs coming in by sea are down 94%
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Absolutely horrible and tragic news about Rob Reiner. Beyond horrible. Dude seemed like a funny and awesome guy, and was the director of some of the most iconic films ever. Rest in peace
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Better Call Saul - Season 06 Episode 08 - Frame 2142 of 2941
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You can’t sleep or bathe at Beecher’s Hope
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just like near the end of WW2 when senior Nazi officials were given a cyanide vial by Heinrich Himmler, every American should carry around one emergency triple cheeseburger in their gear so they can swallow it whole when they’re captured by the enemy
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Better Call Saul - Season 06 Episode 08 - Frame 2143 of 2941
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Between One Battle After Another and Sinners, I don’t care which one wins best picture at the Oscars. I just need one of those two to win.
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JUST IN: Tourists visiting U.S. will have to submit 5 years of their social media history under new proposal.
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Stunning performance
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Delroy Lindo you deserved better
Golden Globes Nominations — Best Supporting Actor • Paul Mescal, Hamnet • Sean Penn, One Battle After Another • Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value • Benicio Del Toro, One Battle After Another • Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein • Adam Sandler, Jay Kelly See the nominees list:
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Dude got fucked over for his incredible performance in Da 5 Bloods. He deserves something for this.
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Why the fuck is Delroy Lindo not getting any nominations for Sinners?????????????????
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