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Defenseman for the Sens

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined June 2022
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@realgulk
Gulk
11 months
I'm too tired to chase happiness anymore. To those of you that made it seem attainable, thank you for being my friend. To the homophobes/sex crime apologists/assholes bent on making other people miserable, see you in hell. Goodbye and Go Sens Go.
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@realgulk
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1 year
Man, spending a couple days having the worst people you know call you a bunch of slurs and force you to talk about rape makes me want to neck myself. Need a couple of days to let the apologists quiet down. Goodbye.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Fanatics made it look like the shoulder are already ripped, to distract from the fact that the jerseys are ripping elsewhere.
@SeattleKraken
Seattle Kraken
1 year
“we’re so back” readings are off the charts 📈
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Hey Victor can you please teach me about how serious rape is? Obviously, I'm unqualified to talk about how serious rape is. Can you explain to me why I'm not allowed to talk about sex crimes?.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Formenton is apparently retiring and I'd like to say:. Eat shit, worst of luck, may the justice system serve its purpose.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
I said 14-15, not 18-19, google!!
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Its definitely something I'm clueless about. Have no idea about its impacts and repercussions and severity. Obviously I don't know anything about those.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Victor I think you should talk to me more about the severity of rape. Please explain to me how severe it is.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Another PWHL team name prediction:. Boston Mass.New York New York.Minnesota.Ottawa-Gatineau Ontario-Québec.Toronto Worse part of Ontario .Montréal Worse part of Québec.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
A simply astonishing number of Montreal Canadiens fans are admitting that they are friends with sex offenders and calling me slurs.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Boston Not Your Girlfriends. Minnesota Ottawas. Montreal Telemarketers. New York Elderly. Ottawa Hydro. Toronto Maple Leafs.
@Kyle_Cush
Kyle Cushman
1 year
The PWHL team name teasers:. Boston: “Something is coming”. Minnesota: “A cold front is rolling in”. Montreal: “Something is calling”. New York: “Turning the volume up”. Ottawa: “Bringing the energy”. Toronto: “Almost ready to rule the rink”.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Erik Brännström making his presence known with his new team.
@Marcussi_MA
Marcussi
1 year
The #NHLBruins are the heaviest team in the NHL with an average weight of 207 lbs👀. Here is the ranking of all 32 teams by average weight (H/T @eliteprospects)
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Toronto Lake.Montreal Fleuve .Ottawa Outouais .Minnesota Superior.Boston Harbor.New York Sound.
@_MelissaBurgess
Melissa Burgess
2 years
The #PWHL has filed trademarks for:. Toronto Torch.Montreal Echo.Ottawa Alert.Minnesota Superior.Boston Wicked.New York Sound. It would appear that those will be the team names. (First reported by @detroithockey96.).
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Like this tweet if you and your friends managed to make it this far without committing sex crimes.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Maybe you should ask yourself why you're hurt by someone thinking sex offenders are shitty!.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
hello canadiens fans that feel personally attacked by me thinking sex criminals are bad people! Your "what about player x" is completely useless because I think you'll find that I've said absolutely nothing positive about the player you're thinking of.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
woah that's a long last name!
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@NHLNewNumbers
NHL Jersey Numbers
1 year
D Logan Mailloux switches from jersey number 94 to number 24 for the Montreal Canadiens. Number last worn by Tyler Pitlick in 2021-22. #GoHabsGo
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
When you ask the average Detroit Red Wings homophobe what happened to the house in the divorce:
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
You know how when someone has an idea, a light bulb shows up above their head? . What happens when someone has an ikea?.
@CBeataE
Beata
1 year
Ullmark says he will go to Ikea a lot in Ottawa because it's a lot closer than it was in Boston.
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@realgulk
Gulk
1 year
Need all of you to know i sat looking at this for 5 minutes saying "but tim has an 8 year extension????".
@raiseyoureye
rickie 🛞🪽
1 year
i dont care if an eight year extension happened to your german susperstar it shouldve happened to my german superstar.
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