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For some reason I thought this would be a funny and obvious joke to my mom but I just genuinely worried her and now I feel bad
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Any female born after 1983 Can’t Cook, All They Know Is Mcdonalds, Charge Their Phone, Twerk, Be Bisexual, Eat Hot Chip And Lie 😂😂😂😏
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@cbcradio2
Maybe we should just wear cotton all the time then since fire is everywhere in life
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@animalologist
@marshmarigold
It’s rly cute but what’s so weird abt this?? it just seems like she loves flowers and he’s thoughtful and loves her so he planned the proposal in a way he knew she’d love.:: is that so crazy??
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@icbeez
I don’t think seeing your friends as family should be compared to a creepy man messaging this to a woman on a dating app
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Ever since this happened I will randomly remember it and burst out laughing every like 4 minutes
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Uhhhhh... I just found this in my box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch ..... wtf?
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If youre able to do anything like this please stay far far away from me……
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Remember sitting in front of the desktop with your friend and enjoying the computer together that was so fun we should bring it back
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Does anyone want to buy my twitter
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@bennihannahoe
sorry to tell u this but your man looks at women on the street, in movies, on instagram with lustful intentions as well. and he probably thinks about them while he having sex w u
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@SteelThrill
Tbh if someone said this to me in person even if I already knew them I’d find it super creepy and offputting as well
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He has crumbs all over his mouth like a complete slob
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one time when i was really desperate for help i met with a therapist on better help and in the middle of our call he started making a smoothie in the blender
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My life rn is basically me being constantly alone and only having to speak w my voice when I go to a store like once a week and check out with the cashier I wonder what effect that will have on me in the long term
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I’m selling edible Gstrings made out of melatonin capsules for couples who suffer from insomnia . dm me
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this is so gay if someone sent me this i would block them immediately
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The Cocteau twins were the first human beings to speak Similsh
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I’ve never seen a piece of art that I understood . it’s not my business
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My generation is sooooooooooo annoying! stop talking about your "depression and daddy issues" and start talking about the upcoming movies and TV!
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Might go outside and dig straight down into the earth to look for diamonds or other precious artifacts. Thoughts?
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I have many reasons to be married to my husband.. his dick, his cock, his anals and his balls to name a few
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I simply asked my landlord if I could have free rent from now on and he said yes!
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if you feel like shit and can’t get out of bed all day just imagine you look like this and then you won’t feel bad about it
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If you live in Montreal and want to be friends with me I’ll literally do it I don’t even care if you’re weird or something
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Watching a show called “Motel Makeover” and the hosts are a type of millennial woman that everyone jokes about but I had no idea genuinely existed. They’re like really annoying aliens
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Quit my job and then as soon as I exited the building sent this to the work chat
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The least I can do for my followers is pretend I don’t have a boy friend
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Sorry I’m just grumpy abt how much value everyone puts on getting a bf and making someone else your entire life and how willing people are to do that for someone who is super mediocre just because they can’t stand being alone 🤮
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Anyone else noticed that boys are always older than girls? 🤨
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Is it normal to have a type of Truman show suspicion that everyone is in on something you’re not ? Like everyone is maybe filming you and watching the footage together on Friday nights and that’s why I never get invited to parties ?
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Elon did this to help us with our internet addictions… he wants us to be present and he wants us to be happy!
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Saw a grown man at Starbucks literally raging looking at his phone, pounding his fist on the table and grunting and moaning. I walked behind him and looked at his phone . he was playing online checkers 🤣
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I can’t tell if I’m bullying preteens or being an activist right now
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