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Hey you. Yes, you! Fuck you

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Joined March 2022
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When the pity spins your mind.Darkness fills your heart.And I won't be around.When you're feeling all alone.Then you'll know it's time.To go into the ground.
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Shaken baby syndrome is just Not Stirred baby syndrome.
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She's still ok.
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What I got you got to give it to your mama.
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People who buy smart bird feeders. What and just let the dumb birds starve? #AllBirdsMatter.
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Drove away from the house without my coffee that I wouldn't have forgot if I had my coffee.
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The Hunchback of Dotard Shame
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Doctor's appointment was adamant that I arrive 15 minutes early for the doctor to see me 45 minutes later.
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Coyotes be out wilin at 2am on a work night.
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been asking myself for 3 straight days now if Annie is ok. I'm not ok.
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Now they're saying some former Nigerian president died when we all know they have a monarchy because we all have the same rich uncle who's a prince.
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acabo de confiar en el pedo equivocado. mierda literal.
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I used to love her. But I had tequila.
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Hung on the cross
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hey @steve_d24 what do you call a dehydrated Frenchman?.
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why is it called diarrhea instead of m'ass shooting.
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This is the special kind of fucking stupid we're contending with 😂
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🇺🇸 MAGA Michelle S 🇺🇸
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@hwinkler4real Sure, but that moron Biden let in millions of unvaccinated dirty ass illegals and brought all over diseases. Blame that demented pile of mashed potatoes.
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RT @VerifiedDrunk: Who decided to call them urinal cakes and not John Candy?.
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RT @JakeDuarte43: Pam Bondi claims Wednesday has never really existed. Today is just Tuesday and a half. :)
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RT @E_Ville13: My tarot card reader said you're being a little bitch.
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I lit my brain with rotgut whiskey. til my pain was chicken fried 🎶.
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