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@realcuckoosnest
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When the pity spins your mind Darkness fills your heart And I won't be around When you're feeling all alone Then you'll know it's time To go into the ground
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@warrensbuffet2 So, that’s what the whole Big Beautiful Bill was all about?
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Contraband electric cable shorted on something and started smoking on the roof. The shit that happens in colombia
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Come on that was original
@kipconlon I'm the last person on earth and I just heard I have dementia. Thankfully, I don't have schizophrenia.
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Just got my wife with the old "just taste the soup...ok where's the spoon?" trick
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I got too many keys that unlock God only knows what but will I ever get rid of them? Noo
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I'll gladly pay you today for that hamburger the other day
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New speed camera fine amounts for ranges of speeds in each zone. Best bang for buck is foot on the floor.
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What kind of shithole president fights a court order to feed the poor while he builds an extravagant ballroom for himself
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I would have let that 6 year old shoot me for less than half that 10M
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*rings doorbell naked Ring: there's a package at your door
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