"Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born." - Nikola Tesla

Some of you on here are annoyingly beautiful.

This is what I mean by being the Cocktail Bender. Nothing sexual about this so you guys should stop entering my dm asking me cock related questions. Patronize us today! @MuddlersNg 😀

Nigerian passport getting ready to limit your destiny and full potential.

You might not need this but someone on your TL definitely does so RT for them. How to knot a tie!!!

Jumia is not African startup. It is a company duly incorporated in Germany by 2 French founders who are Co-CEOs. A non-exhaustive reference to its Germanness can be found here in their Form F-1 filings with the SEC. https://t.co/bpTnp0k0o9 A ka thread for those who don't read:

Joke about having food get bitch slapped..I'm with the monkey🐒

Adult friendship is all about saying ''Let me call you back'' hanging up and calling 3-4 days later, and no one takes it personal.

bitch. my full name is Osadebamwen (O-sa-day-ba-mwen) and a substitute teacher called me Osama Bin Laden in 8th grade.

I’m on this braiders website looking at prices. This has me cracking up 😂

I need Patience for this kind of question

LOOOOOOOOOOL sorry how are you declining a rejection?! I am actually finished 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 'see you on monday'

It makes execution of simple tasks really difficult. Wastes time, longer learning curve.

I don't like your tone

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Many people are happily married fam. Marriages are kinda like airplane flights - You only get to hear about the ones that crash.

⚡️ “The story of trying to score a date with an Uber driver” https://t.co/sSmhExwv2p

Kinkaku-ji temple in Kyoto, Japan. Beautiful.