Professor Profanattie 😇
@readytorumble3
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I’m a human Tim Tam. Sweet, chocolatie and highly addictive.
Donut dungeon
Joined January 2019
I’m going on a pub crawl. I’ve set up beers in every room in the house.
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I’ve never cared more about 2” than I have today
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I know people are saying not to spread conspiracy theories right now, but I would like to read them.
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Wrong gun. Amateurs.
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Ladies, the next time you’re worried you’re asking for too much money think about how many raspberries have the audacity to cost $7 for ONE 6oz container. We need organic raspberry confidence. Thank you that is all.
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Aussies can’t work out why Americans seem to get therapy so often. Below is prob what an Aussie psychologist would say. Maybe ask for an Aussie psychologist and you’ll never have to waste another cent 😂
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Trump warns of WWII and Biden is calling Zelensky Putin. I’ve realised America is full of crackpots since being on Twitter, but fuck me dead guys, you’re going down the toilet faster than I ever imagined 😬💀
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Here's a thing I learnt this week: For recipe blogs or pages where you have to scroll through endless crap and ads to get to the actual recipe, do this: At the start of the url, add https://t.co/FBE6cIlNJL and it renders the page with just the ingredients and method simply 🙌
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‘What do you want for your bday?’ ‘Just Mintslices please’ HE EXCELLED!! 💃
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A friend just sent this. FUCK THIS WORLD. SERIOUSLY.
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