Ray DeVito
@raydevito
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amazing and humble comedian https://t.co/qfRm87p3JL Rock Bottom Podcast w/ Ray DeVito https://t.co/8sM2FSilqt https://t.co/QkAzxOZmat
Cleveland, OH & NYC
Joined April 2009
If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca.
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I assume soft core porn is twenty minutes of a dude unable to get an erection.
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Subway still calling employees "artists" is there way of saying, none of them have heath insurance.
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Therapy: Give me $100/hour, I’ll convince you that all your problems aren’t your fault. .
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Tonight 7:00PM @TheStandNYC Upstairs (Indoors) .Join @Dannyjokes & me; We got @marknorm @peteleetweets @toddbarry JJ Liberman & @gracie_canaan
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Tuesday 7:00PM @TheStandNYC Upstairs (Indoors) @raydevito @Dannyjokes @marknorm @peteleetweets @toddbarry JJ Liberman @gracie_canaan
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Going live 420pm on the dot. Whatever dot means, but yes, 420pm punks.
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RT @JoeListComedy: My new special premieres Friday night at 8:30 pm eastern standard time. Watch it as it premieres. It’ll be fun. Watch my….
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Tonight 7:00PM @TheStandNYC Upstairs (Indoors) @raydevito @Dannyjokes @JoeListComedy @yannispappas @ChrisFromBklyn @edmanhustle @jokeofeli @KittenReynolds
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