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riri🐀🍕

@raunchonpizza

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‘lol’ and ‘lmao’ are actually both punctuation marks

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dudes are like "hey i have a girlfriend now so i can't talk to you beyond fire reacting every one of your stories"

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i don’t know which restaurant needs to hear this but 4 raviolis is not enough per order

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Have u ever wanted to piss off ur ex so bad that you take the LSAT’s and get into Harvard Law??

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Girls don’t want boys they want a really nice baguette with some excellent quality butter

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burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here

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if i pay $24 for a caesar salad brutus better stab me

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gm to those who have lost full control of their life’s trajectory

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girls looooove telling you their sundress was $8 and thrifted

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“why would i lie??” he asked, lyingly

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first responders? you mean the dudes that respond to my ig stories the second i post?

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fall is almost here so time for dudes to start transitioning from wearing white t-shirts to black t shirts

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obsessed with this italian store

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sooo many millennials are scared to admit they still using gif replies. soooooo many

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millennials: hey can I actually get a living wage? companies:

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missed my deadline for the SNL packet by not being born 27 years ago into the Louis-Dreyfus family

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lol is a period lmao is an exclamation point

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and it SHOULDNT cost more than the REGULAR pasta

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“phone keys wallet?” i whisper to my loved ones as i pass away

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3 years

I don’t really know what my job is I just email everyone “sounds good!” until I get in trouble for not doing something

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UR TELLING ME EVEN IF UR FUNNY AND SMART AND NICE AND COOL THERES STILL PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WOULDN’T DATE U????

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when I get sad about my tweets flopping

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3 years

yeah sex is cool but have u ever put a song on at a party that everyone vibed with

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@AWSTIG haha is …

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me holding my useless film degree

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@bookssarahcats its giving ellipsis…

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@layumps yeah we never did find him…

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a bidet but for your teeth after eating popcorn

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@jmurffff okay lmao facts

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my ancestors did not die so i could get 9 likes on a tweet

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2 years

thinkin bout all the men who have also benefitted from abortion rights and how quiet they’re being ❤️😍

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old mcdonald had a brunch

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3 years

what’s the Greek word for when a boy eats you out and then never speaks to you again

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2 years

dudes are like ‘i have big dreams’ and that dream is to be a house husband

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“delete this” is the highest form of compliment for a tweet

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3 years

deleting the apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i take off my glasses and ponytail and he realizes i’m hot)

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1 year

me checking in on my boyfriend who is watching avatar on shrooms

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1 year

@Jest_Iris damn now i feel baad 😔

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2 years

anyone want me?? (used, slightly damaged)

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3 years

To be clear I went to Harvard Law, along with @wolfiecomedy who made this shirt ❤️❤️

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@OrangeFreddyG Ur in it for the wrong reasons pal

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@Brittymigs if it doesn’t look like this i don’t want it

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2 years

guys send u dick pics like it’s a macaroni painting they expect u to hang on your fridge

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im under legal obligation to freak this hard

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me watching my lil tweet go viral

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1 year

but tony, she was a hoowore

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11 months

go ahead and send her that message dude, carpe DM

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2 years

why is every viral tweet i’ve seen recently just a plain old fact

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2 years

sorry babe cellphone stays next to my head during sex

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i hate it when dudes wear shoes like this y’all look like peter pan

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3 years

hey sorry I didn’t text you back I was in the bathroom fighting for my life

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3 years

we need a Disney princess that leaves her credit card at bars

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3 years

viral tweets r like “water is wet, who feels this???” 1 million likes

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i tweeted this in my barn voice

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2 years

@theglennisshow hey i might need all those wires someday

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follow me i be tweetin,,,

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Have u ever wanted to piss off ur ex so bad that you take the LSAT’s and get into Harvard Law??

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she’s a 10 but in shoe size

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astrology side of Twitter: explain why we’re all tired today

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if men were true allies they would venmo me $1

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2 years

tbh i get kinda nervous when too many blondes gather in one place

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dudes are like “this is my funniest friend” and it’s literally just the one with the most mental health issues

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3 years

having a boyfriend is not important, what’s important is having a pair of jeans that makes your tush look incredible

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2 years

@ankurcomedy don’t u mean facts lol

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2 years

@_chase_____ getting sucked inside the jumanji game sounds pretty good what

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3 years

“if my friends don’t like you, you can’t fuck me” -The Spice Girls

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2 years

sorry babe puka shell ankle bracelet stays on during sex

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3 years

I can’t believe we all lived through “What Does The Fox Say”

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3 years

me on aim in 2001 like bRb SHoWeRiNG ;]

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3 years

7 billion people on this planet and I’m pretty sure they’re all mad at me

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3 years

elle oh elle...

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3 years

kinda rude of my parents not to be rich and famous tbh

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2 years

the verdict is that it’s actually pronounced “dis eez” like “this is”… so THIS IS so lady, THIS IS the shop.

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2 years

“two can play at that game” yeah dawg two can play at most games

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3 years

my crush: my lyft driver: have a good night beautiful i wish you nothing but health and happiness…may you be blessed with everything you want-

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2 years

@HeavenlyGrandpa serving size: do more

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3 years

i miss facebook and uploading 600 photos of last nights party

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3 years

asking me if i’m emotionally available is a HIPAA violation

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2 years

@bookssarahcats two diff energies

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2 years

Apparently @GretchenAMcC wrote a book about this lmao

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3 years

all t-shirts are pj’s but not all pj’s are t-shirts does that make sense??

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3 years

@brainnogood They would call me “doll” or “sweetheart” and I would not mind 🥲

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2 years

looking into someone else’s fridge feels illegal

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3 years

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

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3 years

if anyone from SNL sees this and wants to see my packet tho lmk👀

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3 years

sex and the city was unrealistic cuz like who has that much time to see their friends

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2 years

i’d like to defend my tweets in a trial by combat your honor

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1 year

one old fashioned please

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1 year

my car got a boot? ok fashion,,,

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3 years

anyway happy 4th of July

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3 years

do u know how many people die annually from not being cc'd on an email

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3 years

@Shaydozer Why did I just read this entire thing

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3 years

bout to “i don’t chase i attract” my way into being single for the rest of my dumb life

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3 years

i don't need sex i need them to abolish the police

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2 years

immigrant households don’t have snacks they just have the most random shit in the fridge

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3 years

being an adult is just getting paid to do your homework

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2 years

i hope i never get hired again ❤️🙏🏻 who else is a woman on SET

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3 years

@aspiringburner Did u have the right bikini for Harvard??

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3 years

my love language is never forgetting to refill the Brita

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@thatclarafied rude of my parents not to be rich and famous tbh

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