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It’s been months. Hermione’s needs a shag. Is she a terrible person for wanting to ask Ron to help her out after their breakup? She turns to r/relationship_advice for help.
Dramione reddit/text fic
Might become nsfw 🤷🏼♀️
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Midnights in December - Part 1 ☺️
Dramione drabble, yule ball, 4th year
“Here.”
Hermione sniffled and looked up through bleary eyes to see a pale hand and a handkerchief extended to her.
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dhr drabble inspired by sophie's art🥹
The new club on Knockturn improved and brought new life to the notoriously dark and grim alley. The drinks were affordable, the music was loud enough to drown inhibitions and the misty haze of the club was a mild euphoriant,
It’s a good afternoon for some more drawing 💚
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Ok what if Draco and Hermione are childhood friends and jokingly make a marriage pact for when they’re 28 BUT unknowingly seal it with a pinky promise or kiss on the cheek and an early burst of accidental magic.
They don’t find out how binding it is until Hermione tries to +
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dhr drabble / she don't know it, but it's fluff
She knows his secret.
Perhaps there was a time she would have broadcasted it as a means of retribution for the hurt he inflicted in their adolescence, but Hermione has unfortunately grown fond of her partner.
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dramione drabble, and they were roommates
“What are you reading?”
Hermione was momentarily removed from the world she was immersed in by her roommate, leaning against the doorframe to her bedroom, tie loose and looking haggard from his night shift.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOPHIE, here’s some dramione crack 🥰🥰
✨The Aftermath of Draco’s Cat-sitting✨
“Draco, what the fuck is this?”
Hermione returned from a conference in France expecting to be reunited with her best boy, but was instead greeted with a mound of legal documents.
#Dramionemonth
Day 9: favors/debts
Complete 180 from yesterdays angst 😅
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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dramione drabble
The harsh snare of regret pierced it’s claws into Hermione the moment she awoke wrapped in opulent sheets and a pale arm around her waist. Gingerly, she untangled herself from his hold and slipped from the bed, trying to sneak away without his notice.
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#DramioneMonth
soulmates drabble
“Theo, who is that?” Draco asked, his tone snappy but curious, nodding to the frizzy-haired girl outside their compartment.
Theo looked, squinted, shrugged, then threw his hands in the air, a gesture of /how should I know?/
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silly dhr drabble
“Theo, do you really think it wise to be opening a joke shop right across the street from Weasleys?”
Theo paused with a huff in his task of hanging a banner along his new storefront. “Draco, I’m opening a joke shop, I’m not making decisions to be wise.”
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dhr drabble / 6th year
Hermione clung to the rim of the toilet, expelling the poisons of the evening to a concerning degree. The sensibility she typically wielded—the part of her that now taunted how easily this discomfort could have been avoided—
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Dramione angst
“Malfoy Makes Moves on Monarch!” Hermione snickered reciting Skeeter’s latest headline to her colleague as she walked into their office. She slapped the paper onto his desk. “Why Malfoy, I didn’t know I was in the presence of a potential future prince!”
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Fluffy Dramione Drabble inspired by Ivy’s beautiful sketch 🥹
“Well, Malfoy, you got me up here. What do you intend to do with me now?” She looked up from behind her wild hair, in excessive disarray from their flight, and raised a brow at her companion.
Hello. I’m alive. Lately I’ve only been working on comms, today I sketched this one for myself and I liked it. Let’s see how I feel about it tomorrow.
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Ok ok ok some sort of date basket or silent auction Dramione, where Hermione bids on the basket she thinks Ron’s curated for her cause he knows her SO well right???? It’s Draco’s basket. They have to go on a date. 😌😌😌
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Dramione war time Drabble (My measly offering to Mab’s amazing art)
cw: slight violence
“We can’t get anything out of him.” George said, obviously exasperated. “Arrogant arse just pisses off anyone who tries. The things he said, Hermione, about my mum—about Fred,” —
Apparently I’m obsessing about kidnapped Draco now 🫠
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Dramione NSFW
“I don’t want to go to bed yet,” he pouted.
“Draco, we have to be up at 4 am. Intel suggests the drop will happen—“
“Yes, yes I know, I was there for the same debrief.”
“So, we probably need rest,” she insisted with a very unsympathetic shrug.
See the full nsfw piece in the thread 🫠
Skinny dipping is a perfectly normal activity for co-workers on assignment in Tahiti, right?
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#DramioneMonth
fluff
“Absolutely not, Draco!” she told him sternly.
“What? It isn’t so bad!”
“It /is / so bad. Cygnus? Like the swans who still occasionally attack me in the gardens? Or worse, like your grandfather whose portrait, +
#dramionemonth
Day 17: Halloween
He’s an artist 🧑🎨
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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#DramioneMonth
Day 1
long drabble
“What are you doing?” Hermione asked, unsure of what emotion she felt most between surprise, indignation and confusion.
“Sitting,” Malfoy stated gruffly. He did indeed sit.
#dramionemonth
Day 1: 8th year
I’m going to try and do a drawing for every day of dramione month even if i don’t love it and we will see how it goes. 😅
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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#DramioneMonth
secret relationship
“I know what you’re doing,” he whispered against her temple.
Hermione’s lips twitched, but she recovered quickly. “Hm? What am I doing?”
“You’ve worn this color on purpose.”
#dramionemonth
Day 21: ministry gala (free day)
💚🖤
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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#DramioneMonth
Fluffy pining
“So, I told them their behavior was unacceptable, I didn’t need them anymore and I was moving out.”
“You did not! Hermione grabs his arm and gives it a friendly squeeze. “When you were seven?”
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dramione drabble - brief mention of sexual harassment
“Are you fucking lost, Granger?”
“I—What? No! Of course not. You’re the one who’s…” she trailed off, double checking her surroundings to affirm she was indeed in the right place.
She was.
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Midnights in December Part 2
It was the second time they were assigned to prefect rounds together.
The first time two months prior, only two words were exchanged. “Ready?” as they met at the grand staircase and an hour later, “Goodnight.”
Midnights in December - Part 1 ☺️
Dramione drabble, yule ball, 4th year
“Here.”
Hermione sniffled and looked up through bleary eyes to see a pale hand and a handkerchief extended to her.
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All's Fair In Love And War | Dramione | Marriage Law AU | 2 Part Ficlet Collab With
@pinkhairbooks
Draco knew the supposed compatibility tests were a complete load. The only thing they had in common was how actively they wanted to murder each other.
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#DramioneMonth
fluffy drabble
“I’m doing it.”
“Doing what?” Hermione asked, wide eyed. Draco only smirked. “Oh, fuck—Draco, no! Not here, please!”
Draco stood up from his chair and, in the middle of the busy and upscale muggle restaurant, got down on one knee in front of her.
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#DramioneMonth
“I’m so sorry I said that, I don’t know why I’m crying. I—I just never thought,” he stammered, thumbs twitching against her bare hips. “I never let myself dream I’d be—”
“Draco?” She tried quietly, staring into his eyes and waiting for him to look up.
#dramionemonth
Day 15: firsts
Just a simple one today 😊
Also Draco crying during their first time >>>
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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dramione - angst, war, death (not draco or hermione)
“I—I didn’t—I wasn’t—“ Hands shaking, she dropped her wand to the floor, shock taking over her body. “He was—I don’t—“
“Granger,” he approached her calmly but with caution, +
@rapunzerelli
1. Draco discovers muggle music via Hermione
2. Discovering appreciation for that hair of hers
3. Gosh they both are touch starved
4. My mind screams marriage law, e-to-l, “help my wife is hurt!” at St. Mungo’s
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AN: should i keep going??
Pls appreciate my weak attempt at creating a Reddit thread in a google doc 😂 I even made little dramione avatars haha
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Ok so what IF when bellatrix interrogated hermione, she curses her with an obedience charm to get her to comply with her questions.
For some reason, the charm doesn’t work. Bella is infuriated because it normally does. Hermione is able to escape and doesn’t think +
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Midnights in December Part 3
6th year
“You’re avoiding me.”
Draco turned, shoulders tense, but didn’t respond with more than a raised brow.
She paced toward him slowly in the empty corridor of the seventh floor, taking it as a good sign he didn’t retreat.
Midnights in December Part 2
It was the second time they were assigned to prefect rounds together.
The first time two months prior, only two words were exchanged. “Ready?” as they met at the grand staircase and an hour later, “Goodnight.”
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“Goodnight, Granger.” She thought she heard him mutter under his breath.
When she risked a glance back at the end of corridor, his hand was on the cheek she’d kissed.
/FIN/
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#DramioneMonth
triwizard champions
The extended library curfew Hermione was granted as a Tri-Wizard champion would have felt like a luxury if her two competitors hadn’t also been granted the same privilege.
Diggory was pleasant enough.
#dramionemonth
Day 25: beauxbatons/durmstrang AU
Hello Granger…
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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personal, pregnancy
I told my family this weekend, so I feel like I can say it here now too: I’m pregnant! Baby
#2
☺️ That’s why I’ve been a bit ia and slow with updates and interacting. Ya girl is too tired for anything but mindlessly watching new girl for the 24th time.
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Happy birthday to my love,
@_aplacetostart
💕
Here’s a silly banter-y pining dramione ficlet for you
“I cannot believe you talked me into this. No, not talked, /tricked/ me into this. I thought we were friends, you and I. What am I even meant to wear to something like this?”
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University Dramione where they debate hotly in one of her classes and we don’t find out til late in the semester he isn’t even enrolled in the class. 😌
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#DramioneMonth
conflict resolution
“Uh, what are you guys—“ Harry had not known what to expect when he received Hermione’s emergency summons, but it certainly wasn’t this.
“It’s Granger’s—!”
“—Malfoy’s fault.”
“How could it be my fault? You’re the one who—“
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Nsfw
Hermione stares at her phone, a brow raised at this stranger's proposition. Butterflies rattle and she feels warm all over. She knows if she looks in a mirror, her face will be flushed. She’s shocked and intrigued by the reaction the strangers' words have elicited.
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Midnights in December Part 4
Unlike the other snatchers assigned to locate Potter, Draco was actually successful. On Christmas Day, after weeks of searching along his route, he was repeatedly deterred from a patch of forest by what could only be a Granger-casted Notice-Me-Not.
Midnights in December Part 3
6th year
“You’re avoiding me.”
Draco turned, shoulders tense, but didn’t respond with more than a raised brow.
She paced toward him slowly in the empty corridor of the seventh floor, taking it as a good sign he didn’t retreat.
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dhr magic uni / Prof Draco + TA Hermione
HBD to
@sonichhgene
!!💕
It is obscene. Utterly perverse. Downright maddening. The way his defined muscles, evident even through the heavy fabric of his suit, tighten and stretch as he writes the lesson for the day on the black board.
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Draco looked back to Granger, who winked at him before gracefully returning to the shop without a backward glance.
“—perfect,” he finished, as he stared after her bouncing curls.
FIN for now🙃
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As she drifted off to sleep an hour later, she remembered his laugh, sincere and non-snickering. She dozed before she could truly contemplate the mystery of what drove Draco Malfoy to cry in girls lavatory on a Saturday evening.
FIN (but maybe not!!)
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Here's Part II a whole year later🙃
Professor Draco + TA Hermione
(Amortentia for our Ambertentia, Happiest birthday to my favorite,
@sonichhgene
)
Hermione sneaks into the lab portion of the class a few minutes after it’s begun.
dhr magic uni / Prof Draco + TA Hermione
HBD to
@sonichhgene
!!💕
It is obscene. Utterly perverse. Downright maddening. The way his defined muscles, evident even through the heavy fabric of his suit, tighten and stretch as he writes the lesson for the day on the black board.
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Part II
dhr 6th year
If Draco held any doubt over the identity of his secret Gryffindor confidant, it was banished the morning after their unexpected encounter as he observed the Gryffindor table.
dhr drabble / 6th year
Hermione clung to the rim of the toilet, expelling the poisons of the evening to a concerning degree. The sensibility she typically wielded—the part of her that now taunted how easily this discomfort could have been avoided—
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Nobody asked for this, but I’ve done it anyway 🤷🏼♀️
Dramione New Girl AU
“So, that’s the story of why I need a new flat.” Hermione snapped from her daze to find three pairs of eyes staring at her in a mixture of confusion, disgust and concern.
“Sorry, what did you ask me?”
Has someone already written a Dramione or Reylo New Girl AU? Or am I gonna have to do a thing? 😩
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Draco and Hermione are Healers/docs at competing practices. Hermione is in an accident and gets taken to Draco’s because by law she has to be taken to the closest. She tries to talk Draco through the procedure of healing her because she doesn’t like how he’s doing it ☺️😂
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Hermione Granger did not believe in fate. Or predestination. Or divination.
Star charts were ludicrous. Crystal balls projected nothing but nonsensical clouds. And teacup residue certainly did not tell the future of the witch or wizard who had consumed from them.
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“It May hurt.”
“I can handle it.”
“You’ll need to relax. Lean your head against the wall and close both of your eyes.”
He did.
When she sensed him truly relax, Hermione aimed her wand between his eyes and felt a small stab of guilt as she whispered, “Legilimens.”
//FIN??
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Part II - dhr, angst
How could she have read it as anything but love?
All of the moments she reasoned away, chalking them up to Draco’s flirtatious disposition and their flourishing friendship, played on an unrelenting loop in her mind after he fled.
Dramione angst
“Malfoy Makes Moves on Monarch!” Hermione snickered reciting Skeeter’s latest headline to her colleague as she walked into their office. She slapped the paper onto his desk. “Why Malfoy, I didn’t know I was in the presence of a potential future prince!”
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A Lucius and Narcissa who don’t hate the muggle world because Draco is an ivf baby 🥺
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He smiled against her lips and assured her, “I’m counting on it.”
He kissed her, for a moment muting all sound in the club, and dulling all feeling but the slant of his lips against hers.
FIN (:
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Some ✨vibes✨ for New Girl Dramione AU while I attempt to put the story together
I think hashtag will be
#thesnakedendhr
(snake pit+lion den, get it??) but if you have better ideas or advice, I am open to them because I still don’t know what I’m doing🙈🙃🫶🏻
First up, Dramione:
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“And what theory is that?” He asks, still a little breathless.
“That I love you, too.”
FIN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@magicalsydney
I LOVE YOU!!!
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#DramioneMonth
feral hermione
“Aaaurgh!”
Draco bit his knuckle to stifle a laugh and waited at the edge of his bed as the clamor from slamming cabinets and drawers followed her irritated scream.
It didn’t take long for several rapid, sharp knocks on his door.
“Open up!”
#DramioneMonth
Day 2: head boy & girl
Tried coloring this one different then I usually do and it was a lot of fun to test it out.
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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nott a joke emporium pt 2
dhr crack
Two days later
“So, what exactly is a knock knock joke, anyway?”
Theo perked up from stocking the shelves. “Have you never heard one before? Do I get to take your knock knock virginity?”
silly dhr drabble
“Theo, do you really think it wise to be opening a joke shop right across the street from Weasleys?”
Theo paused with a huff in his task of hanging a banner along his new storefront. “Draco, I’m opening a joke shop, I’m not making decisions to be wise.”
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He left in a blur, taking her heart with him and leaving her thoughts a tangled mess.
𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘰.
𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰.
𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥.
𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘰𝘰.
/FIN/
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Hermione sat for a moment, until she heard the taps turn on, analyzing that information for what it actually was. An invitation.
FIN
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I just started A Commoners Guide To Bedding a Royal by olivieblake and I don’t think I have laughed this audibly and this often from reading a book in a long time. ITS SO GOOD. And I’m only 5% of the way through it.
Anyways, can I giggle about this to anyone? Who’s read it??
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puritan draco / nsfw
curls, ears
Draco’s life was immersed in formality. Engrained into him as a child, were the intricacies of proper etiquette and decorum. Image is everything. And it was his privilege and responsibly to maintain an honourable one.
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Quick someone make this Dramione
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#DramioneMonth
drabble following article in thread >
#dramionemonth
Day 14: matching outfits (free day)
Hermiones outfit was inspired by a Barbie I bought at a yard sale recently. 💚
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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Malfoy shrugged and plopped himself down on the sofa next to the bra, looking all too much like the cat that got the cream. “Then I guess you’re not leaving.”
FIN
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Midnights in December Part 5
The noise of the party inside was blessedly muffled as soon as Hermione closed the door behind her. The back garden of Grimmauld Place still needed some upkeep, but it was a nice respite from what was supposed to be a happy celebration.
Midnights in December Part 4
Unlike the other snatchers assigned to locate Potter, Draco was actually successful. On Christmas Day, after weeks of searching along his route, he was repeatedly deterred from a patch of forest by what could only be a Granger-casted Notice-Me-Not.
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Re-watching Gilmore Girls and can’t unsee Dramione in Rory and Logan???
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She’s still feeling just bold enough to engage in their request and send them a message. It feels crazy. She doesn’t know anything about dragonesque247 but they’ve made her heart beat faster than anyone has in a long time.
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They were silent the rest of the hour as they roamed the corridors and classrooms, Mrs. Norris the only witness to her hand still intertwined with his.
FIN
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Theodore Nott 🥺
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She doesn’t want to get her hopes too high, but the prospect of meeting her stranger so soon has her kicking air to release pent up giddiness.
#DHrAITAAU
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She leaves the Department of Mysteries disappointed, but her moods quickly recovers.
Smiling, she goes about her day, unbothered by the unending mystery of Malfoy. She’ll solve it eventually. She is the most determined person she knows.
#DHrAITAAU
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dhr drabble inspired by Mab 🫠🥹
mild descriptions of gore
The bond pulled her to the forest between their estates. Danger, it said. It tasted bitter and hot in her mouth, weighed heavy in her throat.
Her mate was in danger.
Truthfully, she didn’t care. But the wolf did.
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Is there a Werewolf Hermione/Vampire Draco fic where they hate each other & are mortal enemies but also unfortunately soulmates? They’re so begrudging about their fated partner, they never do anything about it.
Like, they can’t live more than 5 miles apart from each other +
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Me reading fic until embarrassing hours of the night 😅🤭
(Via @ busymomsreadtoo on Instagram)
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Hermione picks up flowers for Mollee and some cheese and crackers so she doesn’t show up to the Burrow for the first time in over a year empty handed.
She smiles at her phone every time a message comes through.
#DHrAITAAU
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#DramioneMonth
third year, sweetness
Draco wonders if she truly believes no one has put it together. The way the once annoyingly prompt Gryffindor princess now arrives to each lecture thirty seconds after it’s begun.
#DramioneMonth
Day 4: Class Partners
Just a simple cute one today 🫶🏻
Feel free to write a Drabble if you’d like!
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And we’re back!! 😊
Hermione is glad she left her sound on, even in her sleepy haze, when a notification from her sexy stranger wakes her up. But
#DHrAITAAU
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