My mind’s made of books, dirty thoughts and music | mostly Dramione | Slytherin to the bone | wannabe writer | NSFW content | she/her | 27 | pfp by
@ivmaruva
Dramione
Inside the elevator the atmosphere was terribly awkward and the ground floor seemed to never arrive. He'd asked Granger out, again, and she'd said no, again… That's why he was now trying hard not to look in the direction of that mane of curls to his right.
Draco Malfoy was perfectly fine, much better than he had ever dared hope during the war.
He was alive, he had become an Auror, he still had friends who cared about him, he had managed to mend his relationship with his parents, he played Quidditch every weekend, and when he needed
Dramione | Mrs. Granger Matchmaker | Healer!Draco
If there was one thing that turned Hermione Granger - the brightest witch of her age, Golden Girl, war heroine - in a frightened child, it was seeing her mother in a hospital bed. Although she knew rationally that it hadn't been
//story time
My mom's in the hospital for a couple of days (just a minor surgery dw) and she just called to tell me there's a cute nurse working there and she talked to him about me and then told me 'you should meet him when you come visit'
She loves playing matchmaker... smh
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Unpopular opinion: I can’t ship Dreomione cause in my head Draco’s a brat too spoiled, jealous and possessive of Hermione to be able to share her with anyone else🫢
Fluff
They had not immediately become friends, not at all. When they had been assigned as partners they had spent the first few months exchanging suspicious and wary glances. It had taken a near fatal wound, received by Draco during a mission and expertly and meticulously
Dramione | nsfw | stalker!Draco | voyeurism | dd;dne
Draco had hated his life, at least until she came into it.
The first time he had seen her untameable curls was on a warm autumn day, three years earlier: he was reading with the windows open, when he heard the moving truck
#ACOFMay
Day 1 | Dramione | fluff
She had just passed the open door of Draco Malfoy's office when she heard herself called.
“Granger.”
She hoped she'd been stealthy enough not to be noticed, but her plan had obviously failed…
Damned Auror training and damned him.
TattooArtist!Draco | nsfw | cum kink
If there was one thing Hermione Granger couldn't stand anymore it was that everyone considered her a kind of Saint, the quintessence of purity. She absolutely didn't feel pure -much less a Saint-, she felt on her shoulders and on her soul the
Requested by
@witchinghour62
| nsfw
Draco Malfoy's day had started badly.
To tell the truth, he had been waking up in a bad mood for a year, but this day had started worse than usual. He didn't even bother putting on a T-shirt before going down to the kitchen for breakfast; his
Dramione | nsfw | semi-public touching
“Come on, Mione, it's your turn: truth or dare?” Ginny was clearly tipsy, she had bright eyes and a slightly crooked smile while she was sitting on Blaise's lap. They were all gathered at Zabini Manor to celebrate Ginny and Blaise's
Gynecologists!Draco | nsfw
Maybe she was dead and in heaven. That was the only plausible explanation she could think of, there was no way the blond model who had entered the room wearing a doctor's coat was her new gynecologist. She had never seen a more handsome man
NSFW | bonus prompt: ‘you know I’m a Legilimens, right?’ by
@ijdmRouge
Hermione's fantasies always started with his hands.
His big, elegant, veined, slightly hardened by Quidditch hands full of rings. She didn't remember that a man's hands and fingers had ever been
Dramione | sex talk
Hermione was sitting in an armchair -in the most isolated corner of the Gryffindor Common Room- with her face buried in her hands. That’s how Ginny found her.
Draco Malfoy is a puritan | nsfw-ish?
He was getting bored out of his mind.
Although Potions was his favorite subject, these two hours shared with the Gryffindors seemed never ending, and the sticky heat caused by the vapors escaping from the cauldrons didn't help.
Dramione | nsfw | squirting
Their room was in dim light, the only light was the sun's rays filtering through the half-closed curtains.
“Draco, love, I got your message. Are you okay?”
Strands of her husband's blond hair protruded from under the sheets, the bedside table was
Pinky’s Chronicles Part 1
Dear Diary,
The week began with Master Draco having an illness and passing out with his face in his bowl of cereal.
It seemed like a morning like any other: Pinky had finished serving breakfast and had brought Master Draco his mail; he thanked her,
Dramione | nsfw | enemies with benefits
He didn't know what was going on. Well, he knew what was going on, it was pretty obvious, what he didn't quite know was how they got to this point: one second he was arguing with Granger in the library and the next her back was leaning
Seven Deadly Sins Dramione Version | Part 1 | Pride
“You call that a 'kiss'?”
Hermione jumped at the sound of Malfoy's voice, she was so busy watching Ron's back walk away from her that she didn't realize the blond wizard was behind her.
(Part 1)
Mrs. Granger Matchmaker Part 2 | nsfw | long
At six o'clock she heard a knock on her door; obviously Malfoy was a fan of punctuality, she had to expect that. Stepping much heavier than necessary, she flung the door open, looked him up and down,
Dramione | nsfw | pregnancy boobs kink | titfuck
Draco half-closed the door behind him, leaving a crack open so they could hear Lyra crying in case she woke up.
“Did she finally fall asleep?” Hermione asked in a tired voice, even with dark circles and tangled hair she was still
Famous Quidditch Player AU
“…and then she threw her wine in my face! Can you believe it?!” Ron's face was redder than his hair and he was gesturing furiously with his hands as he recounted his last disastrous date, she and Harry eyed each other sideways trying not to
Bonus prompt: ‘2nd year crush’ by
@ivy_and_right
If they had told her that, entering that disused classroom, she would have found Malfoy alone and with tears in his eyes she would never have entered it. She was about to turn and walk away, but her shoe landed on a creaking
“Draco, love, what day is it today?”
“Tuesday?”
“Try again.”
“I'm pretty sure it's Tuesday.”
“It's Valentine's Day, you bastard!”
“Granger, look at me.”
“Why are you on your knees? Is that your mother’s ring?”
“I don't want you to be my Valentine, I want you to be my forever.”
Pinky’s Chronicles Part 2
Dear Diary,
The no-longer-future Mrs. Malfoy has arrived at the Manor and she is nowhere near as loving as Pinky had imagined.
The first thing she did was try to fire all of us Elves - including Pinky! Who has lived at the Manor since she was a
Angst | war pregnancy | abortion (VTP)
The room is silent and dark, a perfect representation of what's in my chest right now; Hermione is in my arms, she stares blankly at the ceiling, on her cheeks trails of dry tears. With one hand she gently strokes her belly, movements so
Dramione | nsfw
McGonagall's idea of her taking broom flying lessons during her eighth year at Hogwarts was bad, really bad.
What made it even worse? The fact that her teacher was Draco Malfoy, the very Draco Malfoy she'd had a crush on since first year and that had never
Dramione | nsfw | anal sex
He had to stop staring at his cock disappearing into Hermione Granger's perfectly round ass if he didn't want to cum like a fledgling teenager.
“Harder, Draco," moaned the witch. “Yes, yes, like this!” Her hands were gripping the ceramic of the sink so
“A double Firewhisky, exactly as you like it.”
“I can't drink it, but thanks man.”
“Why can't you drink it?”
“Alcohol is bad for the baby.”
“It's not you who carries Satan's spawn in your belly, but that saintly Granger.”
Slightly nsfw | sexting | dating app
Hermione Granger had always thought dating apps were a waste of time and a scam; at least until she matched with the boy of her dreams.
After endless pressure, she had been persuaded by Ginny and Pansy to download the latest novelty of the
BasketballPlayer!Draco | BasketballCoach!Hermione | nsfw | infidelity (not with each other) | age gap | size difference
Coach Granger closed the door of the first room she happened upon, but it was too late.
“There you are, Coach,” his voice sounded sinful without even trying.
Dramione | nsfw | OrderMember!Draco
Hermione found him in his room, lying on the bed with his eyes closed.
“Tell me what they told me is bullshit. Tell me, because I refuse to believe you're that stupid!” She yelled, slamming the door behind her. Draco didn't get off the bed and
Slightly nsfw
“Never have I ever given oral sex.”
The witch aimed her eye to the blond head that still lay between her open legs.
“Really, Malfoy?” She snorted, still a bit breathless from orgasm. “Your mouth was buried between my thighs and your tongue was on my clit until
Crookshanks’ Chronicles | Part 2
Dear Diary,
I didn't update you earlier because calling the cocky blonde back to Hermione's office turned out to be more complicated than I expected.
Dramione | nsfw
“…so I ask you: Hermione Granger, will you marry me?”
His hands were sweating slightly as he held the box towards her and his knee ached from an old Quidditch injury. Maybe it would have been smarter to kneel on the other one, he thought. Hermione, in front of
(Part 1)
Mrs. Granger Matchmaker Part 3
“Honey you always look beautiful, but are you sure you want to wear this on your date?” Her mother asked. They were on a video call as Hermione got ready to meet Draco.
“What's wrong with this dress?” She wondered,
Dramione | nsfw
“Draco, please, kids could be back any moment! They just went with Ginny and Harry to get ice cream...”
Sand stung her back, but all she could feel was her husband's mouth sucking on her breast through the top of her bikini.
Priest kink | nsfw | blasphemy (?)
Hermione Granger was several things, but she wasn't a believer. Or rather: she believed in many things -in science first of all, but also in chocolate and in the fact that all the clothes that didn’t fit her anymore for years would magically
Crookshanks’ Chronicles | Part 3
Dear Diary,
Almost two weeks have gone by without Malfoy coming to visit Hermione, I don't understand how they expect me to do my magic if no one cooperates.
So, I decided to take the situation in my paws.
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
NSFW | DD;LG | size difference
Seeing her kneeled before him, naked and handcuffed was his favorite aphrodisiac. He walked over to her and circled her like a lion with its prey before eating it, she didn't dare look up from the floor. She was a good girl, he had taught her well.
Bonus prompt: ‘healer/auror’ by
@Emma_DianaS
| pining idiots
Hermione slumped in her office chair, she was exhausted, there had been a lot of complicated cases today and she couldn't wait to get home and enjoy a hot bath.
“Hermione, another patient has arrived, do you have time
Draco Malfoy and the Shocking Discovery of Fanfictions’ World | Part 1
When Draco Malfoy woke up that morning everything was the same as usual, yet everything seemed to have changed to him.
To begin, his body felt heavier and bulkier; on his bedside table were a pair of
Dramione | nsfw
His hands were sweating as he waited for the door to open, he couldn't remember feeling more uncomfortable and anxious in his entire life.
“Draco, relax. You're fussing over nothing, they'll adore you.” Hermione, beside him, was giggling without trying to hide.
The fact that all eighth year Hogwarts students were required to attend Muggle Studies classes was both a wonderful and a terrible idea at the same time. Wonderful because the war had finally smoothed the edges of some students' prejudices, putting them in front of the fact
(Part 1)
Stalker!Draco Part 2 | implied nsfw | obsession | implied murder | dd;dne (?)
When Hermione got out of the car, which she had just parked in front of her building entrance door, she felt a cold shiver run down her spine, giving her goosebumps.
Dramione | nsfw | stalker!Draco | voyeurism | dd;dne
Draco had hated his life, at least until she came into it.
The first time he had seen her untameable curls was on a warm autumn day, three years earlier: he was reading with the windows open, when he heard the moving truck
Dramione | nsfw-ish | post war aftermaths
A strange sensation made Hermione wake up with a start, the clock hanging on the wall struck 04:42 in the morning and the side of the bed where Draco slept was empty and cold.
She pulled the sheets off the bed and draped them around her
Pinky’s Chronicles (cause I miss this format (and Crooks🤧) too much)
In which Hermione is forced to move to Malfoy Manor - with the one and only Draco Malfoy - due to Marriage Law and Pinky is a mischievous Elf who loves to meddle🩷
A multi parts ficlet coming soon✨
Dramione | nsfw | inappropriate use of Legilimency
The Mating Bond didn’t clicked immediately. During the Thirteenth Moon Ceremony, when they had been officially declared adults and their scent had revealed itself for the first time, it had taken only a millisecond to recognize
Dhr | nsfw | escort!Draco | wax play | long
Hermione looked once more at the man eating elegantly in front of her, still in disbelief that this was really happening.When she had received the invitation for Ron and Lavender’s very romantic wedding it had immediately been clear to
Seven Deadly Sins Dramione Version | Part 2 | Envy
No matter how hard she tried, Hermione couldn't take her eyes off the Slytherin table; more precisely from Pansy Parkinson's hands stuck in Draco Malfoy's hair. She was touching him as if he were hers, as if he belonged
Dramione | nsfw | Muggle AU | semi-public touching | long
The airport was crowded as usual, the speaker had announced a delay of about forty minutes for the Boston-London flight and Hermione was sitting on a stool in a cafe drinking a latte. She heard her phone ringing
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 10
Dear Diary,
Meet Ayla and Scorpius Granger-Malfoy.
They were born on a summer night and made their parents fall madly in love.
You should see Draco: I have never seen him so thoughtful and anxious towards
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Puritan Draco Pt 2 | Earlobes | nsfw-ish
Draco's foolproof plan had blown up in his face the moment Snape chose Hermione Granger as his Potions partner.
Being forced to study with her, three afternoons a week, was slightly less torture than a Cruciatus, for his standards.
Draco Malfoy is a puritan | nsfw-ish?
He was getting bored out of his mind.
Although Potions was his favorite subject, these two hours shared with the Gryffindors seemed never ending, and the sticky heat caused by the vapors escaping from the cauldrons didn't help.
Teacher/Student AU | nsfw-ish
Her hand shook as she knocked on Professor Malfoy's office door, just like every time she knew she was about to meet him. She had an embarrassing crush on him since the first time she had seen him, during his lessons she didn't hear a single word of
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 7
Dear Diary,
We moved.
The apartment I shared with Hermione was really too small for the three of us, so we moved to one of the many residences of the Malfoy family.
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Dramione | nsfw | gun play
“Hermione?”
“Hermione.”
“Granger!”
His scream made her jump and the book fell from her hands, in front of her was Draco looking at her with a raised eyebrow.
“What’s up, honey?” She asked him taking back the book and checking that it hadn't reported
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 4
Dear Diary,
I'm starting to wonder if Draco Malfoy was the right horse to bet on.
But let's start from the beginning: we were left on my fake escape, accompanied by an appointment for a coffee.
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 6
Dear Diary,
My cupid's arrow pierced the hearts of the two silly wizards and made them fall in love. Everything as expected.
However, I had not taken into account that this would have involved having Mr. Malfoy
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Dramione | nsfw
Hermione felt something warm caress her ankles, blinked - still sleepy - and squinted to focus on Draco. He was sitting on the edge of the bed wearing only pajama pants and smiled at her slyly, it was his hands that caressed her ankles.
Dramione | nsfw | semi-public foreplay
“‘Let's go on the Ferris Wheel’, she told me. ‘It's going to be fun’, she told me.”
Draco had never looked so pale, he gripped the edge of the booth they were sitting on so tightly that Hermione feared he would leave dents in the metal.
Dramione | nsfw
“…so Lily started yelling at James to defend Al, while Harry and I watched them wondering whether to intervene or not,” Ginny was saying, sipping her Wrong Negroni. “You should have seen Harry's face, I think I didn't even see him so confused when he had
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 5
Dear Diary,
I was about to lose hope and give up when my unwitting victim finally decided to grow a pair of balls.
I don't deny it: I was very disappointed the last time I wrote to you and I almost gave it up because
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
“Ginevra, are you listening to me? Is it possible to know why you look at me like that?”
Hermione and the youngest Weasley sat in the stands of the Quidditch pitch, the match between Gryffindor and Slytherin would start in minutes. Ginny had been forced to miss this game due
Seven Deadly Sins Dramione Version | Part 3 | Wrath
The witch just had time to turn into the corridor before being dragged into a disused classroom.
“I thought you were done with that bum.”
Draco Malfoy's grey eyes were cold with anger, the boy's hand closed a little too
Dramione | nsfw | reversed roles | Slytherin!Hermione | inexperienced!Draco | semi-public touching
Hermione Granger was desperately trying to reach one of the top shelves in the library, her uniform skirt rising a little more as she stood on her toes, revealing a few more inches
Bonus prompts: ‘we’re not married?’ by
@readingotter128
‘A Thousand Years’ by
@GM_GabyG
and ‘baby’ by
@Eleanor__Ruth
She was walking quietly when an hand landed on her mouth and she was dragged into a room. She started kicking and thrashing -cursing herself for the
Bonus prompt: ‘realization’ by
@Eleanor__Ruth
The air in the Potions classroom was hot and sticky for the vapors billowing from the cauldrons; students mood was not the best: on Thursdays Gryffindor and Slytherin shared that lesson and there was never a lack of
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
(Part 1)
Mrs. Granger Matchmaker Part 4
“Look at her, Cissy! Her skin glows with how luminous it is,” Jean whispered, leaning toward her co-mother-in-law conspiratorially.
“She is simply radiant, there are no other words to describe her,” agreed Narcissa
Seven Deadly Sins Dramione Version | Part 6 | Greed | nsfw
Hermione had almost finished her round when she felt grabbed by her arm and she was dragged away.
“Head Girl Granger.”
She recognized the sound of his footsteps, she knew it was him, but that
“How dare you kiss me?! I don't fall for your games, Malfoy! I know you're trying to make fun of me and I won't let you break my heart-“
“Granger.”
“What?!” She growled.
“I've been in love with you since third year. Now shut up and kiss me.”
Implied nsfw
From the time Hermione had been assigned her new partner, it had become impossible for Harry and Ron to work, due to the screams, curses and thuds of objects, which surpassed the wooden barrier of the two closed doors and arrived directly in their office, since
Dramione | nsfw | bonus prompt: ‘Polyjuice gone wrong’ by
@mysaturdaygirl
| furry kink | partiallyCat!Hermione | anal sex
When Draco entered the Prefects’ bathroom he saw no one.
“Granger?” His voice boomed in the silence. “Granger, are you here? I received your message.”
Devil!Draco | Slave!Hermione | nsfw
His forked tongue licked her neck languidly, almost lazily, as if he were the master of time; and somehow he really was, or at least he was the master of her time.
After Dumbledore's death things had gotten very bad for them, they kept
Dramione | nsfw | toxic relationship | light violence | blood
They had been kicked out of the cinema.
Since they were now blacklisted at nearly all of their favorite restaurants, they figured a movie night would be a great substitute for a date, no one had ever been kicked out
Dramione | nsfw
Draco's hands were all over her body, predators hungry for flesh and touch. He left a trail of wet open-mouthed kisses that started from behind her ear and ended up on her chest. The wizard looked into her eyes and smiled at her, licking his lips, before -
Bonus prompt: ‘figure skating partners’ by
@mintsandmalfoy
| nsfw-ish
Draco was convinced he'd done something really, really bad in his previous life: he must have been a really mean person - like someone who kicked kittens or stole candy from kids - without any doubt.
Dramione | nsfw | very light bondage
Draco was busy reviewing the monthly statements when Hermione entered his office, she was wearing a plum skirt that hugged her curves delightfully and a slightly sheer white blouse, high heels making her legs seemed mileage; the documents he
Hermione knocked harder than necessary on the door of the private practice that belonged to her boyfriend and his best friend.
“Ah, Granger, it’s you,” huffed the wizard who had opened the door. His expression had changed from ‘professionally polite’ to
(Part 1)
Pinky’s Chronicles Part 3
Dear Diary,
Pinky's plan has officially begun.
The first mission was trying to get Master Draco and Hermy to be in the same room for more than five minutes and without taking out their wands. Pinky doesn't want to
Pinky’s Chronicles Part 1
Dear Diary,
The week began with Master Draco having an illness and passing out with his face in his bowl of cereal.
It seemed like a morning like any other: Pinky had finished serving breakfast and had brought Master Draco his mail; he thanked her,
Crookshanks' Chronicles 11
Dear Diary,
Scorpius did his first magic.
For some time he has discovered he has a real passion for books and he’s always trying to get hold of Hermione's; the witch was obviously terrified at the idea that
Crookshanks' Chronicles | Part 1
Dear Diary,
A very interesting thing happened today.
It all started this morning: I was bored to death so I pretended to be sick -you know what a good actor I am- so that Hermione would take me to work with her.
Stepbrothers AU | nsfw
“What the hell are you doing in my room?”
Draco was standing in front of her dresser with his back to her, but he spun at the sound of her voice. When Hermione realized what he was hanging from his forefinger she blushed in embarrassment and anger.