Rachel
@rahchelkrapp
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6.5 years old, bit of an Anglophile & addicted to podcasts. she/her
Seattle, WA
Joined June 2012
RT @uxnotyoux: Them: your pets are spoiled. Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide.
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This account is amazing. 11/10 recommend.
It’s funny to joke about but I am not going to run for governor. I’m a cat.
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my phone is doing a super cute thing where it helps me get a digital detox by not sending me any notifications. who needs all those emails anyway? 😇🥳😵💫🤑🤑🤑.
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Spotify Wrappeds past have been woefully inaccurate (my own fault for only listening to my Discover Weekly) but this year is right on the money.PSA: everyone go listen to @SammyRaeMusic so they can release more music pls and thanks
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on the first day of my vacation, Co-Star has decided to remind me it exists with an O M E N
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may we all have the confidence of the goose who came at my car like it was about to slash my tires while I rolled up to a stop sign.
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RT @UpFirst: Coronavirus cases are rising again, with tens of thousands of new cases reported daily nationwide. Track the spread in your s….
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RT @hineseyy: why couldn’t menstrual cycles work in the opposite way? uteruses throw a tantrum every month when there’s no baby and then al….
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quick PSA to triple check you are muted on the conference call, since the other day I told my coworkers to ”quit fighting” and “be nice to each other”.
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he then proceeded to go hog wild all night. Minerva was not amused.
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I was working on unpacking a delivery of food/toys but Albus was impatient and needed than sweet sweet catnip (pulled up the toy from the bottom of the box and off of its packaging)
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“I haven’t been bothered in a while, I wonder where the cats are”.sunlight strip in the second bedroom: “they’re my cats now”
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this monday started with my phone reaching terminal velocity on my pinky toe & Patrick’s coffee exploding all over the kitchen but then there was SUNSHINE so everything is okay.
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just got invisalign put in, so I would really appreciate it if everyone started calling me “plastic mouth” so I can build character from all the bullying I missed in middle school.
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I’ve never wanted to manifest anything this hard before. @NailedIt pls make my dreams come true.
True Story: The boys and I applied last year to be the three contestants on a episode of Nailed It. We filmed application videos and everything! We didn’t make the cut (or maybe it’s just COVID-related complications) but maybe someday!.
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Pandemic/distancing/quarantine fatigue is real but COVID doesn’t care how bored you are. In the words of the late great Mad-Eye, CONSTANT VIGILANCE.
Only 12 days into January, states have reported more COVID-19 deaths than in any month between June and October of 2020.
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“it’s fun knowing I might get to kill you in a few minutes” -@GuffeyX (before a game of Among Us).
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