Chewing on pearls and straightening curls are two very different levels of difficulty and the combination doesn't give a very accurate representation of what it's like to love you @ladygaga

Anyone else find it strange that we eat #popcorn at #movies, but not #rice?

Harry Rintoul Award Nominees for best new Manitoban Play: Anomie-Wren Brian Joe Job-Cory Wojcik KING-Duncan Cox, Tanner Mason, Ben Townsley

I just realized that this production of Anomie is the #bechdeltest passingest show ever #WpgFringe #theatre @DownsideUpProd @WinnipegFringe

Advanced tickets go on sale TODAY! Make sure to head to https://t.co/FLn65j21FD and pick some up! #wpgfringe #wpgtheatre #anomie

Oh man, after watching the same ad after EVERY Daily Show segment, I definitely want to buy #rickardsred more. #shittyadvertisinghabits

Always a good time when @Byoussef is on @TheDailyShow, plus he's #dreamy. I mean, @Trevornoah is too, but we see him every day.

Which side are you on?

"Y'know how they say 'don't shoot the messenger'? Well maybe don't suck the messenger's dick either!" -Trevor Noah

What if @Twitter did a #ban. No US Presidents can use it. Exceptions if are no longer a sitting pres. No, it isn't a @realDonaldTrump ban.

On n'en peut plus d'attendre le retour des Bleus!🙃 Vos places pour 🇫🇷🇪🇸 (28/03) et 🇫🇷🇬🇧 (13/06) au @StadeFrance ici👉 https://t.co/ZocbysqNg1

Learned that the #WomensMarch had 3x more people than @realDonaldTrump's inauguration! Three times! That's gotta be an awful feeling.😀

Hey @JustinTrudeau , this Canadian was very much looking forward to #electoralreform

Time @winnipegtransit style Bus 4mins away 4mins later - 3mins away 30secs later - 2mins away 3mins later - 1min away 2mins later - arrives

#trailer for Great Wall. SEEMS like they cast a white guy as the lead. Great job #Hollywood, you're really learning. #sarcasm #diversity

I don't care how strong you are #pidgey, you have no business escaping an #ultraball. #PokemonGO #pokemon

@JennyGerbasi @Mayor_Bowman A common sight in my life. This often stays for more than a week. Sidewalk sometimes completely blocked.

Why aren't weight machines set up to generate #electricity? #Gyms doubled as power plants. #Bros could at least power their own tanning beds

Spent the whole walk home from downtown mulling over one line from Tina Turner's What's Love Got To Do With It. My mind is a strange place.

Wait, he was captured by pirates?!? #community